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http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20120117/newcastle-sign-papiss-cisse_2281670_2580079

Wish I'd known about this sooner; Joey was in my work today about half 3, I hadn't read the headlines though or I would've mentioned it

I don't know, which is what upsets me. Like I said, if we buy someone like Erdinc, who has stated he'd rather stay (and rot) at PSG than come to us, it's a pretty poor state of affairs. Hopefully, Ashley has had a mild brain hemorrhage and it's the toon who bid 80mil for Hulk.

I know I haven't posted on here in a while but being the small gollum-like creature that I am, I have been lurking around the past couple of weeks and honestly, I'm staggered by the positivity by most people on here. We're now less than a month away from the start of the season and although...

I hope this isn't true. Not because the guy is a bad player (I'll admit I've never even heard of him) but if we sign him, potentially 30% of our team could have the surname Taylor

Newcastle Wannabes!:emoticon-0136-giggl

A fiver a commentator on MOTD tomorrow says 'well the world may not have ended yesterday, but it has today for the relegated Wigan/Blackpool fans...'

If you like Corona, you've got to give Desperados a try; they're a beer similar to Corona but with some Tequila in them for an extra kick. Sounds really strong and not that nice but it is pure Charlie Sheen-grade winage, my friend. Plus you feel like a REAL man drinking it... then you...

the way I see it is he jumps over the defender to continue his dribble, sees the covering defender is going to beat him to the ball and so goes down. That's a dive. If however he'd ploughed through Simpson (ie.not jumped) a body check is more likely to win you a pen. As it is though, we had a...

What annoyed me most was the fact he said something like 'Refs should take into account the players they are dealing with'. Obviously he's reffering to the fact he doesn't think Hernadez would dive, but it also sounds an awful lot like 'We're Man Utd, don't **** with us because we'll get you...

We've all done very well in criticising the journalist so far though; not one of us has yet been childish enough to comment on the guy's unfortunate surname. Where's Tash when you need him?

Lets look at the facts shall we? We're pretty much safe, team spirit is strong and the lads has just put in a gritty and hard fought performance against the 'champions elect'. All seems rosy. Not for Mr. Mail Journalist. For him, this is one of the most worrying things that could happen. He...

So he'll miss our game, who will they replace him with? Makes it a little easier going forward for us.

Probably still be able to out jump some of the Sunderland defenders too.

Ever think that even if there is Video evidence there might still be wrong decisions? Stuff like ball to hand or red carding tackles which are hard but fair. I find it hard to believe that that guy on the line didn't see it, he just didn't have the balls to make the call.