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The next in the series has to be Ottoman.
That’s what goes with an EzeChair.
No more Welsh clubs to play. Back to normal next week.
The season has gone to pot a month earlier than last year. This year will go down to the wire again and this time we’ll probably go down.
Her plastic surgeon.
Would you like that fried, baked or boiled? (There’s always a catch!)
I see that he has just purchased a certain Mr Traore ... then left. Some legacy.
Wally Downes reckons MK Dons will beat Liverpool tonight.
Don’t bet on it.
Seriously Wally, Don’t bet on it!
Apparently Goss is going to join his father and uncle, Matt and Luke, touring the clubs singing “When will I be famous”.
Where is The Pelican these days? Anyone know?
Who are these small Nigels that people are talking about? Are they strikers?
Get Ger Ger Granville, fetch your cloth.
Ban the burka!
Ban the burka gag.