Recent content by DEREK

Just read an article concerning Marcus Alonso going to Fiorentinas pre season training camp, which will allow them the opportunity to assess whether he will be one of their requirements for the new season. Has anyone gave any thought to who we may bring in to SAFC if we fail to sign the lad?

I think you must take this with a pinch of salt

Must agree with Peter Green, what has happened to this guy, last heard he was living in a shack having blown his money on drugs, was that true?

Have been living in South Africa for the last 32 years and have not tasted panackalty in all that time, you people really have my mouth watering, hope you don't mind if I use your recipes.

Did he mention anything about leaving a team in need of a complete rebuild when he retired?

Cover yourself in a white sheet, write on the sheet PARIS and you can class yourself as a French letter, or just fix a condom over your nose, and when asked what you are just reply F**k knows.

Anyone not bothered as 3 points will see us only needing another 37 to reach that much talked about magic 40 point mark.

Tried last year when we were sponsored by Invest in Africa to get them to support the South African Riding for the Disabled in any way possible, but never got a reply. This is a charity organisation that has many children and parents passing through their doors and would have made SAFC visible...

Oh!! Totally forgot about Captain Pugwash.

Andy Pandy. Flowerpot Men. Muffin the Mule. Then graduated to The Lone Ranger and then Man from UNCLE.

Has he gone with the squad to Italy and who was left behind?

Nice little song for the coming season. ELLIS SHORT Ellis, Ellis he’s one of the lads He’s the best boss SAFC has ever had. Ellis, Ellis he’s the best in the land Ellis, Ellis he’s the boss of SUNDERLAND Ellis, Ellis, he brought in Paolo Now the team is going to win for sure...

Always liked the lad thought he was unlucky not to be number 1. I think he will not let anyone down and will soon become a cult hero with the fans, especially with the attitude he has portrayed.

daughter in law has a morbid fear of butterflies, however I don't know the correct terminology for the phobia.

Cenosillicaphobia