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In an ideal situation, the wife is "white-lined" in the kitchen to cook the dinner, with the girlfriend white-lined between the kitchen and living room, and a table just within her reach. This solution does also require a top-loading beer fridge next to your chair.

Where women, football and kitchens come together in perfect harmony!

Bodanki I'm certainly not saying that Mikel pulls up trees every game, it's just that he seems to have got the same reaction from the fans (me included) the whole time he has been at Chelsea. Clearly, whatever our thoughts are/have been, successive managers have been more than happy with him...

BobbyD - I've been wishing for Verratti for a long time. Young, excellent player (a bit naughty at times) but would be superb. Aren't PSG struggling with complying with FFP at the moment. Perhaps we could be kind enough to help them by taking Verratti off their hands? Could let both Mikel &...

Unlike your beautiful hoof it to the big haired one tactics. That is a delightful and glorious sight to behold.

Verratti for me please. Also, let Petre to to Real M, and get Bale as part of a cash + player deal. Bale left/right when Costa playing and up front when not. That'll do thank you very much

A selection of my favourite cowboys: ...the Dallas ones everytime

Dfer Agree, in that I didn't have any problem with him being that far out. Against Stoke though, he was out there for the whole game, which was fine as it enabled our defenders & others to press much higher up the pitch. Just saying, it wasn't a one-off, it was evident the whole game. Where...

They missed a bit:

Dfer - re Courtois' position. Have to say, he was a long way out for sustained periods of the game and, sitting where we were (just outside the penalty area), I was surprised no-one had hoofed it before. However, not once did Mourinho, JT or any of the coaching staff tell him not to stray so...

Although, and again not shown on MoD, Hughes steamed into the Chelsea bench at the end of the game. I think he was having a go as he felt Chelsea players were going down too easy! Fracking ridiculous

....and of course, there'll be no retrospective action against him!

Been to see Chelsea Stoke a few times now, and it never seems to amaze me about how little is discussed with regard to their utter thuggery. MoD focussed on "the" goal, never mind that he shouldn't have even been on the pitch for elbowing Fabregas in the face. That horror wasn't even...

Oh, ooops, hope I didn't upset anyone.....it IS real, and Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy and The Easter Bunny are all real as well......Phew, I might have got away with it.

Stevie Me did a lot for Chelsea, as proven in those clips. Maybe he did sign for us after all?