Recent content by Captain Lascellephant

Have changed my name in honour of the new Cap'n!

Henri Saivet. There once was a myth that we signed a player of that name......

No more seats available in the Putney End. Have got a ticket for me and Mrs Hunky Pants in the Hammersmith End. Considering I work in Hammersmith, this will be a great friday night!! HTL!

Personally, I think we are tailor made for Moyes. I think the Utd job was one he couldnt turn down however it seems to have destroyed his reputation. He worked wonders at Everton on a similarly restricted regime. They were relegation battlers every year and within 10 years he had them...

I met Eddie Izzard outside my work the other day. Nice bloke.

Wouldnt buy it due to Wonga. Also, have not bought a single thing from the club since Ashley took over. Refuse to line the pockets of a man who agrees sponsorships with Wonga, renames the stadium to promote his own store and also forces people onto zero hour contracts. He may have Newcastle...

NUFC fan in peace. I have a QPR mad stepdad and have been to Loftus many times. Definatly think Mutch, Caulker and Fer could keep you up. Keep Remy and I reckon you will solidify in the Prem. Still not sure Harry is the best shout but hey, he got you back up. All the best for hopefully a...

That 5-1 was incredible. Turned my non-football missus into a Newcastle fan due to the excitement I generated. Also gave her a small crush on Mr Nolan for his efforts. Also a shout for the 2nd half performance vs Arsenal in the 4-4! Never have I seen a Newcastle team with so much belief that...

Balotelli is a risk. Its whether it pays off (hindsight would be great before it happens, eh?) One way you risk bringing a proven disruptive influence into what seems a settled squad and great atmosphere. On the other hand, he can be unplayable on his day. To think, 4 million more would get...

I do fear for Utd. Not because you have bad tean, far from it. But because I think the LVG factor has glossed over the fact that they have a weak squad full of average players. Rooney, Mata and RVP can only do so much when the other half of the pitch is mid table at best. As a Newcastle fan...

3-1 down to Leicester with 10 mins to go. Shearer Hatrick. Best feeling Ive had when his 3rd went in for 4-3....

I always find it quite funny when people roll out the whole 'Pards has no backbone etc'. He works within the confines of his job and he works very well. We are playing good football and are comfortably in the top half on under half the budget of the other teams. Yes we would love investment...

Team bias. In my opinion, Cabaye would of made them look foolish. However none of them were playing so its a moot argument!!

I think Southampton are riding on momentum. We did after a solid first season up, we went from strength to strength. However Mike Ashley didnt strike while the iron was hot and his lack of investment meant we went into a big campaign underprepared and under manned. southampton seem to be happy...

I dont post too much on here but I know there is a lot of dislike towards Pardew. Yes last season was poor, but the year and a half before that was solid. And thus far this campaign, we have had bad days such as Hull at home and the Derby but a quarter of the way in and we are 9th. What more...