Recent content by Boogie-Dave

Put your helmet on and go lick windows.

Tuckin and TUCK OFF

cant get the link sorry

Hope this works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely brilliant Click Top Link First, then the other one for Second view, Enjoy! This is really funny. Is sure to give you all a chuckle. Click below 1 Love is all around 2 Don`t stop me now

Two businessmen in the centre of Hull were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop... As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what...

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up next to a fat bird who was snoring and farting. At least I got home OK!! The wife's back on the warpath again she was up for making a home movie last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've...

Enjoyed watching this guy brilliant, watched Keith Lemon and Steven doing a trick really funny.

Brilliant had a really good laugh. thanks<cheers>

Sod it, let's offend everyone!! I came out of the chip shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sitting there said “I've not eaten for two days.” I told him “I wish I had your will power..” I took my...

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030? Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions . White minorities still trying to have English recognised as the UK's third language. Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance...

you gota watch this, I was crying . http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2012/07/the-ultimate-drunk-fails-compilation.html

Some good ones in here The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every f-----g one of them! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ My missus asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb, so I drew a cock on it...

THIS IS YOU AT YOUR BEST.<applause>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h-WhhqFjv4&feature=related

So where have you moved it to.