Recent content by acricketer

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Miserable, defeatist, surrender monkey alert! ^^^

Sadly Ted has passed away recently. R.I.P

Messi will be interested in that. RIP Diego

You don't really want to get back do you? Bye Ted. Have a good life. Say hello to Facto..

Never give up Ted, never give up.

Help is on it's way Ted. Hang in there. Everyone is following your struggle to get back with fingers crossed.

The admins on WATRB have a thread on getting you back on the board. One suggestion was register as a new user and they would then switch you over to your original account.

Now he's got 4 new ears http://www.not606.com/threads/heres-a-joke-for-you-all.126633/page-11#post-289427

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was...

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted - "Where you off to Charlie?" He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb." Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, "That's gonna be a bit awkward init?" "Not really." he said. "I still have the...

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover "Please do me a favour. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says "I don't feel anything". Bruce says "Trust...

My wife and I decided to take an organised trip to Afghanistan to see for ourselves what the place was like. It didn't start well when the coach we where travelling on broke down a few miles east of the capital. We were stranded in a third world dump with streets full of angry bearded types...

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What...