The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

Sweet, Lord! Some people, eh, Tobes!

A bloke like that simply isn't normal. Mind you, to give him his fair due, you could find that he expended a good many of those posts owning a whole load of clowns and handing them back their arses on a regular basis. You'll also undoubtedly discover that he has an outsized cock and very little kek-room to keep it. It can't be easy for a bloke like that.

 

I know mate, I had a bloke once claim that his cock had been the mould for the Black Mamba love truncheon.

Turns out he was hung like a hamster though, and his Mrs preferred her Black Mamba to his cocktail sausage. Poor fella.

 

Yeah, that bloke was definitely a liar, Tobes, because I was the bloke who modelled for that line of dildos. There were a few others that I modelled for - like The Stallion - but the Black Mamba was their best seller. Thanks to my tool.

 

Reminds me of someone from Basingstoke Tobes.

 

HIAG Rant

 

Also that bloke apparently met one 9f the other posters but can't recall anything!

 

I thought it was Vegas!

 

Let's be honest, you are rarely right.

 

I'm a tad worried Homey what with you having you watching the #bottlers back n all. Didn't think you guys were into that ****?

 

I have to admit i may be wrong at times i am human after all..but i would say i more often right than wrong compared to the homer spuds here....

 

That's because they believe they're own bullshit.

 

Instead of believing yours?

Is that what hurts Skiddy? Anyway I've asked you a question on the other thread.

Which guys?

 

Only hurt I can see here Homey is yours, people like you are always sad around Christmas. Try the Samaritans

 

Chill out Skiddy...that's yesterdays argument.

 

They're always yesterday's while you're getting butt hurt Homey

 

Or a bridge.

 

Nigel Trump feels empowered after being given a few extra buttons to play with. They don't work here saan. At least it seems like your not pissed for once, well played Trump.

 

Lawro has predicted Leicester to beat Man City, today!


Unbelievable!

 

Huth and Morgan (lumberjacks) vs Silva and De Bruyne

Bit unfair really. Hopefully Leicester don't embarrass themselves.

Come on you Foxes.

 

He has clearly lost the plot. Nobody in their right mind would consider anything other than a heavy Man City win!