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Headline Game v Nott a Wood

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Dec 8, 2016.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Now that everyone has calmed down a bit I think it's probably safe to open this Game but be aware the Headline has to reflect the Game and not the subsequent events.

    So, who will be the focus of our considered, mature and non childish Headlines? Will it be Mr Shelvey, Mr Dummett, Moron Referee, Moron Linesman or Mr, alleged by some, cheating scum bag Lansbury? You decide and the Public can then vote to decide on your deciding abilities.

    Some my go for the obvious Headlines but remember you are just a novice reporter/headline writer trying to make their way in the vicious, back biting environment which sadly exists in the media today.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Saturday 10/12/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    "I told you cheats always win" claims Trevor Lansbury's Choreographer
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Robin Ref and his merry men
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    What a Jerk! The man with two reds and no brains was absent minded - not the waiter!!
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    Here comes the Moron in Black, Referee pretender.
     
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    Toon suffer narrow defeat as FA experiment with new 9 v 14 format
     
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    Toon stay top despite having an off day at Forest
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You've submitted too many entries. This is just a friendly comment so that you don't fall foul of the rules.

    What's that Trev?

    You've submitted too many entries. I'm just trying to be helpful.

    I've entered too many headlines?

    Yes but don't worry I'm just trying to help you.

    Against the rules? Really?

    Yes.

    You'll have to make an example of me to put off any cheats.

    I'd rather not. It's not that kind of game.

    WTF?

    I know I do try and help rather than punish. I really try not to disqualify players.

    DISQUALIFIED?!?

    No, that's not my style.

    NO!

    That's right.

    NOT A DOUBLE RED CARD?

    That's right. I'm not disqualifying you but do please try to remember the rules, everyone else does.



    Thanks Trev that's a big help. I'm not very good at this but Oh well at least it gives someone else a chance to win for a change.
     
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    Ref gets the axe after Forest cut down Toon.
     
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    Robin bastard gives points to poor Forest
     
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    Outrageous refereeing decisions cost Obi victory.
     
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    NUFC request official FA investigation into match fixing after poor decisions deny Obi again
     
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    Trev exposed as part-time referee using false identity of Steve Martin
     
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    Headline game ruined by Obi and Nev
     
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    Headline game ruined by Nev and Obi
     
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    Obi spams Headline thread thinking it counts as tinned food!
     
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    Landsbury what a ****
     
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    Obi what a fat ****
     
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  19. Rum & Black for 2

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    That's nice of you to say so Obi. Thanks I mean that most sincerely.

    :angel:
     
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    <laugh>
     
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