Off Topic Sure Fire Winner

Says it all really.

 

As suspected Nev's horse Waiting Patiently won the race easily. Nothing on Chaos as yet.

 

However, in the Prediction League Stakes at Newmarket, Nev's other horse ('Weekly Update') was a non-runner AGAIN.

 

He's been put out to stud mate!

 

His son, Monthly Update, is taking longer to get up to speed than I had planned, but I think he'll come good before the year is out and provide a few winners

 

But then who will we take the piss out of?

 

Is that another name for the No Chance horse called "Dead and it's never going to Happen" ?

 

There's an outsider that quite often runs at Chester-Le-Street called Honest Headlines. I say runs - it nearly always end up falling at the first, but it's good for a piss take!

 

I might stick a few quid on. I'm usually lucky when there are headlines involved.

 

Honest Headlines, what a ridiculous name. I mean, really, HONEST Headlines.

 

The police have plenty.

 

Was that a reply to the wrong post, or are you suggesting the police have plenty of divas?

 

Was meant to relate to post about having nothing on chaos. I'm only on beer 1 anarl. Off to see my first show tonight... Phantom.

 

After that I'd say you must be a lightweight - but I've seen you in person ya fat fekker.

 

Thats the stay puft marshmallow man calling mr Blobby a fat ****!!!

 

Bet you have a Mr Blobby style fat spotty arse too.

 

Ask your lass

 

What? You're sneaking in without paying!! Scumbag.

 

Just like with obi's lass