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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 5, 2016.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ah **** he's only gone and mentioned her...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 7, 2016
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  2. NUFCBRONX

    NUFCBRONX Active Member

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    Does that mean there is no Santa?

    <wah>
     
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    NUFCBRONX, Dec 7, 2016
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    The captain will be along with some 'pics' soon.... <laugh>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 7, 2016
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Just means the tenner I slipped him tipped the balance. Trev taught me all about greasing the wheels of business.
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Adidas r1 navy

    Hope I don't miss a girls face and come on them though

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    Captainchaos., Dec 8, 2016
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  6. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    They're **** mate.
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I asked for the same. And to open her mind a bit and let us have a threesome with the nice blonde bint who moved in over the road...
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Dec 8, 2016
  8. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    One more sleep and I get to pick up my present.
    She's got me a Hungarian Vizsla puppy
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Dec 8, 2016
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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    Do you not like turkey then?
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  11. Captainchaos.

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    The ****
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Read the report mate. They are gonna have warm life like genitalia. Its the future. You'll be able to programme them to talk dirty and they are gonna make them look like famous people. So you could have Rachel, saying "one in the bottom Chaos, and finish on my top"
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 8, 2016
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  14. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    alfa05.jpg
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Dec 8, 2016
  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    Typical, just as you're taking a photograph some b****** drives his big fancy car in front of the Lada Granta that you've always dreamed of!!!

    <grr>
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I've always wanted a Larder Granda too.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

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    I've offered an immaculate Mk1 convertible VW Golf. Ah man its absolutely dreamy. I just know if I buy a car I'm not really gonna drive much just for the sake of it, I'll get a load of heat off the missus how that money could have been better invested and "where the **** are we gonna park that".

    Essentially I want to know how much a storage unit costs to buy :bandit:
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't start bragging about cars though or your no better than Joleon...

     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 8, 2016
  19. Captainchaos.

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    Come on Santa I want to sample what she had for supper last night

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    Captainchaos., Dec 10, 2016
  20. JakartaToon

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    Mrs seems pleased with the new outfit I got her:
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    JakartaToon, Dec 11, 2016
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