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The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Nov 15, 2016.

  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Christmas is a blasphemy
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    My oldest has gone got tickets free last minute. Have A good one.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Haha
     
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  4. gooner4ever

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    you are back :)
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I didn't know I'd been away.
     
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  6. Stan

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    A teacher at the mini Stans' school told a group of kids that Santa wasn't real. To be fair he did wait for the Xmas party to end that part of their childhood.
     
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Ministan? is it near Azerbaijan?
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I told my lad years ago Santa doesn't exist. It's an outdated concept and excuse for perverts anyway.
     
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  9. Stan

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    I feel the same about religion mate but I don't make a point of lecturing other people's kids.

    I'll believe in Santa and Harry Potter as long as my kids do. You only get one childhood.

    :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I don't lecture other people's kids, just my own.
     
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  11. Stan

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    I didn't say you did fella, I was referring to the Scrooge teacher <laugh>
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Apologies, I've been busy owning Skiddy on another thread...I messed up with the multi tasking.
     
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    Thought that was because he was a gooner?
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Santa is real, who else gets all the presents for my kids?
     
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  15. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    The milkman.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    It would explain a lot.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Absolutely - ... when my youngest was 8 or 9 some knob kid at the school was trying to tell them all that Santa didn't exist - my littl'un asked me and I replied that some people believed and some didn't - but did she really want to take the risk with her Xmas list for Santa? ... that gave us another couple of years grace <laugh> ...

    For me the essence of Christmas is all about how your kids enjoy it and the memories of how you enjoyed it as a kid ... the youngest ones in my extended family are still amazed by the presents that appear overnight etc and we'll still have a couple of years of that to come thank god... all too soon they'll be all too aware that the world is a pretty **** place where greed and envy cause people to perpetrate despicable acts and that religion is often used as the ignorant justification to slaughter strangers with different views and culture to your own ...

    Rant over

     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Might roast me some chicken on Xmas. Can't be arsed with Turkey.
     
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  19. ****! I must be going soft, but that actually made me laugh, Little Urn.
    <laugh>
     
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  20. Greatest Christmas song ever, and such a sad loss.

    RIP Greg Lake.
    <rose>
     
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