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Football Buggery

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Nov 25, 2016.

  1. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    69. Hermaphrodite. Falkirk
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That depends on which one of us is nekkid.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It was your dream so I'll leave the details up to you. <whistle>
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Are sharks and Star Wars people involved?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nekkid sharks, aye.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    These football beast cats are stone cold zipbingidystoopid, man.

    "special secrets" don work. They need to pingpop some sexy hypnol in their fruit shoots to make them balloon knots root toot some fun times.
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Bib <applause> <hug>
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    FFS, as if it wasn't enough that ****ing burnt sausage coupon came back. Now another Fenian bheast in Bib is back.

    Up yie Baz, I got there first. <diva>
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Apologies for failing to entirely capitalise "bheast" as is normally required. <sorry>
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    My phone recognises BHEAST

    V. Handy
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Mine too.

    It's amazing what that thumb scan automatically knows about ye, man.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    You should wander over to the QPR board for some real beel regarding bottoming boys. One poor sod cracked a funny and every indignant nob on there came out the woodwork to positively drench the chap in scorn.

    I was about to post Hugh Cornwell's comment (he of The Stranglers) "I don't know what all the fuss is about child abuse. When I was a child I had to abuse myself" but thought better of it. They take this sort of thing seriously over at W12 HQ.
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Wee tommy knew
     
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  14. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Big Waldo knew
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Knew how to win
     
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  16. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Over little boys hearts
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Sluts
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Done.
     
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  19. Toby

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    More original patter from the spaz-spawner <doh>
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :huh:
     
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