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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 5, 2016.

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  1. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier just to get a new wife?

    Good Luck Blacker than Knight, hope your mam gets better soon.

    Mrs brought me a PS4, will need some Brandy too, Bought my 4 year daughter a whole heap of plastic crap (Missus said scaletrix wasn't appropriate)

    I don't buy Christmas presents for people, my missus literally buys for my family, our kid, her family, herself, no wonder she's been moody recently!
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    So, exactly why have you been asking that for ToonSam's wife for the last 10 years?

    :police:
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Dec 6, 2016
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wife got me tickets to see Ricky Gervais in March, she'll also buy me a DVD and some aftershave like every other year.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    For his lass to have firmer boobs?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 6, 2016
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Typical of you two. Like I would restrict myself to one or two things.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 6, 2016
  6. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    3 points.
     
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  7. anyobrien

    anyobrien Well-Known Member

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    Good luck mate
     
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  8. anyobrien

    anyobrien Well-Known Member

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    A good hard shag.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I'm sure Santa will oblige
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 6, 2016
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    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Says Fat Boy whilst quickly pulling on his red coat!!

    :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Dec 6, 2016
  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Obi is touting for business around Soho tomorrow :bandit:
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 6, 2016
  12. NUFCBRONX

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    Sorry to hear that mate. Wishing you and your Mam all the best.
     
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    NUFCBRONX, Dec 7, 2016
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  13. NUFCBRONX

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    Jessica Alba. Mind you I asked for that last year too, and I didn't get it. I'm starting to think the bastard might not exist!
     
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    NUFCBRONX, Dec 7, 2016
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Nah she does mate, she was round mind last Xmas.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 7, 2016
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Here is one of the pics I took as proof
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 7, 2016
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No problem love, will do
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its a shame nudity is not allowed. There is quite the collection of fake porn pics of Jessica.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 7, 2016
  18. QWOP

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    A tvr cerbera. How the fat lad will bring it down the chimney I'll never know however I'm expecting to be tearing down the streets of York on Christmas Day!
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    An Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio Verde and Rachel Riley.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Dec 7, 2016
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