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Off Topic The Not 606 days of Christmas

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tel (they/them), Dec 6, 2016.

  1. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    **** that, we're going to 606 <laugh>

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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
    Fourteen healthy senior players
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    Fiiiiiiveeeee Rackem 'tips'
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    Two Cardews with a daisy chain.
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    Sixteen now shes legal
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    Fiiiiiiveeeee Rackem 'tips'
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Seventeen fans at the KCom
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    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
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    Twelve mags remaining
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    and an otter with hypothermia
     
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  5. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Eighteenth in the league
    Seventeen fans at the KCom
    Sixteen now shes legal
    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
    Fourteen healthy senior players
    Thirteen AJ's girlfriend
    Twelve mags remaining
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    Fiiiiiiveeeee Rackem 'tips'
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  6. Vincemac

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    19 stone is bri
    Eighteenth in the league
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  7. Brian Storm

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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Twenty times Twenty Times Man United
    19 stone is bri
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    Fourteen healthy senior players
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Twenty Two horses running (away)
    Twenty One is 83's birthday
    Twenty times Twenty Times Man United
    19 stone is bri
    Eighteenth in the league
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    Sixteen now shes legal
    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
    Fourteen healthy senior players
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  11. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Twenty Three stone lass for Billy
    Twenty Two horses running (away)
    Twenty One is 83's birthday
    Twenty times Twenty Times Man United
    19 stone is bri
    Eighteenth in the league
    Seventeen fans at the KCom
    Sixteen now shes legal
    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
    Fourteen healthy senior players
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    I've forgotten the art of replying to a ****ing post <doh>
     
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    Twenty Four site bans
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    Twenty One is 83's birthday
    Twenty times Twenty Times Man United
    19 stone is bri
    Eighteenth in the league
    Seventeen fans at the KCom
    Sixteen now shes legal
    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
    Fourteen healthy senior players
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    Twelve mags remaining
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    Twenty Five safc83 replies in a row
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    Twenty One is 83's birthday
    Twenty times Twenty Times Man United
    19 stone is bri
    Eighteenth in the league
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    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
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    Twenty Six boring Haslam posts
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    Twenty Two horses running (away)
    Twenty One is 83's birthday
    Twenty times Twenty Times Man United
    19 stone is bri
    Eighteenth in the league
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    Sixteen now shes legal
    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
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    ;)
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

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    12 Tel's a telling
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    COMM'S PISSED THE BED
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    And Albert is a fairy...
     
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    Love the ending, mate <laugh>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Slow night shift mate?
     
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    Twenty Seven - Jan's gonna get ya.
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    Twenty One is 83's birthday
    Twenty times Twenty Times Man United
    19 stone is bri
    Eighteenth in the league
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    Fifteen inches of Zaha for Lauren Moyes
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