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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 5, 2016.

  1. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. General Lee Speaking

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    Yes please!
     
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    **** all cos it's better that way
     
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    I wish Santa was a cardiologist and could sort out me mams heart, 3 attempts to clear a blocked artery and all failed, meeting on the 14th at the Freeman to discuss open heart surgery.
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    I wish you and your mam the best news for Christmas.
     
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    Thank you
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Hope everything goes well, mate.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

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    Well I hope you get the news you want mate. <ok>
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hope things work out mate, truly do.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Now that's a proper Christmas wish.
    I hope everything goes well. <ok>
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Actually I might need a new job because I lost my composure again today and started saying I'll ****ing kill someone in here.

    I think I'm losing it
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Or you need to wish for some muesli.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just dress up like Michael Douglas out of falling down and people will give you a wide berth (like they do for Obi for different reasons).
     
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    Actually you'll never believe it but I've forgotten to eat my muesli two days running
     
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    I've actually been told I look a bit like Michael Douglas by a friend for some years

    I love that film it's absolutely hilarious
     
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    <laugh>

    The mention of Falling Down too <applause> great movie. Proper buzz cut Douglas has in that.
     
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  17. ilovetheno45

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    I haven't asked for anything for myself. Christmas is a time for giving. So I've asked santa to give the wife bigger firmer boobs and smaller ass
     
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    Thank you
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

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    Don't hold your breath mate, I've been asking for that for 10yrs. There must be a massive waiting list or something.
     
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    Thank you
     
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