Off Topic What have you asked Santa for?

Yes please!

 

**** all cos it's better that way

 

I wish Santa was a cardiologist and could sort out me mams heart, 3 attempts to clear a blocked artery and all failed, meeting on the 14th at the Freeman to discuss open heart surgery.

 

I wish you and your mam the best news for Christmas.

 

Thank you

 

Hope everything goes well, mate.

 

Well I hope you get the news you want mate.

 

Hope things work out mate, truly do.

 

Now that's a proper Christmas wish.
I hope everything goes well.

 

Actually I might need a new job because I lost my composure again today and started saying I'll ****ing kill someone in here.

I think I'm losing it

 

Or you need to wish for some muesli.

 

Just dress up like Michael Douglas out of falling down and people will give you a wide berth (like they do for Obi for different reasons).

 

Actually you'll never believe it but I've forgotten to eat my muesli two days running

 

I've actually been told I look a bit like Michael Douglas by a friend for some years

I love that film it's absolutely hilarious

 

The mention of Falling Down too great movie. Proper buzz cut Douglas has in that.

 

I haven't asked for anything for myself. Christmas is a time for giving. So I've asked santa to give the wife bigger firmer boobs and smaller ass

 

Thank you

 

Don't hold your breath mate, I've been asking for that for 10yrs. There must be a massive waiting list or something.

 

Thank you