The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

Now now hiag there's no need for abuse is there! Surely you don't need canning again do you?

 

A literary giant ?

It would take him eight volumes to introduce the characters and the setting

 

Given the humping you've had on EVERY thread ...I'm still pissing myself laughing at you and your over usage of commas ...

 

Considering it is yourself is propably the reason only you find it funny.

 

Wow! @PISKIE

You've stored up quotes of mine to try to score points off something I did for a wum!

That has got to be one of the saddest things anyone will have seen, on any forum, at any time, any where in the World.

 

...depends how many characters...Game Of Thrones has thousands

Game Of Swings just the one ...

 

There's a whole ****ing vault of your **** ups mate I simply pick them out at will as there are so many.

That wum where you welched on the bet and made a **** of yourself in front of the whole forum was almost as good as the wum where you screamed and kicked for everybody to get banned after brb owned you

 

'anywhere' is one word Oscar Wilde... #IneptLawyers4U ...

 

Can you imagine Bambi attempting the kind of snappy, wise-cracking Tarantino dialogue? It would read like a longer-winded version of a Grange Hill script!

 

Mate, when is this smut ever going to stop with you ?

 

hilariously unfunny and so hiag.

 

He reminds me of a bloke I went to school with. For English class he would use a thesaurus for nearly every word and in his haste to impress made himself sound like an idiot. The same is true of fosse on here, who talks like that on a football forum ?

 

Of course I remember it! That was one of my finest wum moments on this site! It still has you frothing at the mouth. I find it hilarious, but I think the rest of the lads (not your Seggy mates, mind) got ****ed off with it quite a while back, mate. You've gone from shouting at passengers with your knob out, to trying to stick it in the bus driver's ear whilst he's driving. You really do need to give it a rest, for the sake of your own dignity (or such of your dignity that actually remains).

 

School? Clearly an uneducated Neanderthal it's doubtful school was ever a consideration for the hiags.

 

I take it One Hour Photo hasn't let his crippling obsession relent ?

 

Did you go to an all boys school Robbie ?

 

I have to hand it to you, nobody else can make a **** of themselves in front of the whole forum quite like you and call it wumming

 

Did ever go to any school hiag?

 

I've referred to him as a Nigel. You know the type. Late 40s, just bought himself a three grand racing bike and all the kit, and thinks he's Lance Armstrong, giving it large to all the drivers for honking their horns at him when he's taking up all the road on one of his Sunday morning jaunts with the rest of the cycle club. The sort of bloke who has a skinny bird for a wife who wouldn't dare to say boo to a goose for fear of suffering a lecture. He's the sort of bloke who thinks that garters on socks are a good idea.

 

Hiag clearly has both devices with him tonight. I can't think of any other poster who has continually been ridiculed for his stupidity and lack of credibility as much as he has with both accounts. It's life Jim but not as we know it.