Do you see or hear any odd habits at matches? There's a fella sits behind me, from the York area judging by his accept and every time a ball is played he sighs and says 'oh bloody ell'.... This was quite funny once when said ball led to a cracking goal and he literally said.... 'oh bloody hell what the F**king ell was t......... get in what a cracking ball!!!!!!!! you beauty!!!!!!'. The bloke is a manic depressive and feeds off negativity. It probably pisses him off that we've been doing so well this season.He's probably a really jovial old fella outside of the ground.... I also get wound up when at away grounds clowns stand where my seat is and refuse to move. I have to literally force the kernts out of the way as I'm a biggish chap.... they openly admit they don't have a ticket in that area but cite 'away day rules' to justifying them sitting where they want.
got a guy who sits behind me says they're gonner score everytime the opposition gets past the halfway line really pisses me off I wonder if it's captain
The "fans" who arrive 5 minutes late because they've been drinking who then leave 5 minutes before half time to avoid the "drink" queue and again return 5 minutes late after half time before eventually leaving 10 minutes before the end to get the drinks in for after the game. Not forgetting the many weak bladder visits during the game. Yes, you've guessed it my seat is second from the end of a row. And don't get me started about blind, incompetent referees and linesman.
I'm a blind, incompetent referee with a drink problem and a weak bladder. I'd rather not discuss my fettish for pubic hair, however if anyone's got any incontinence bags with a bit of hair round them please give me a ring.
It is impossible to leave on half time, queue for a pint, drink it, go for a piss and return to your seat for the kick off for the second half. And while I'm on about it, the overcrowding in the Gallowgate concourse is a pisstake. The facilities are not sufficient.
There is this right grumpy git who really moans EVERY TIME I try to get past him on my way to/from the bar/toilets or if I go for a mid - half snack. He whinges so much I find it amusing and sometimes go a few extra times just for fun. Right ugly old bugger he is too.
