Off Topic Would you bang a robot?

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Couples ‘will buy sex robots for threesomes to spice up their love lives’, expert warns

It’s not exactly a ‘classic’ threesome – you, your lover… and a talking machine with latex skin and metal bones. But that’s going to be one of the main uses for sex robots – as couples turn to the technology to ‘spice up’ stale love lives, an expert has claimed.
The first sex robots – which will talk and respond to their ‘lovers’ in a human-like fashion – are to go on sale in 2017. Relationships expert Ian Kerner says, ‘I could see couples using them to enact fantasies, such as a threesome, that they might not feel comfortable trying with real people. ‘
‘If one partner has a higher libido, a robot could allow him or her to enjoy a fulfilling sex life without straying

The machines – equipped with warm ‘human-like’ genitals – will be programmed to fulfill people’s desires – and that might be difficult to resist, experts have said.
Writing in the Mail on Sunday, David Levy author of Love and Sex With Robots says, ‘This coming wave of sex robots will be humanlike in appearance and size. They will have human-like genitals. And they will allow intercourse according to their owner’s sexual orientation and tastes.
‘The machines in question are being developed by Abyss Creations at their Californian factory, and are likely to retail for around $15,000 (£12,300). But we can be certain that rival companies in America, Japan and Korea are scrambling to catch up.

 

Do they do chubby ones?

 

Not sure, mate. Would you bang one like?

I reckon I would. On the sly, of course.

 

mine turned into one when i married her

 

Billy's gone to fit a winch at the top of his stairs

 

Do they do one with a quarter inch socket?

 

I don't see why not as long as I was assured that there couldn't be any 'clamping' in the event of something going wrong.

 

If it could cook and hang the washing out, I'd spend the 12 grand. Overall it would be a lot cheaper and a lot less stressful than having a real wife.

 

Aye, why not.
Not like I'd be playing away is it?

 

True. Same applies to me.

Knowing my luck, I'd still find a way for it to **** with my head

 

They have robots for that too. I imagine the marriage rate will plummet in the next century.

 

Her eyebrows are annoying me.

 

Not for me. I like sex the way my cavemen ancestors did it... With a woman.

Not into technology in the bedroom. No fannies in cans, no vibrators and no robot shagbags. I don't even particularly like alarm clocks.

 

You like having sex with hairy swamp women with no teeth that stink of moist arse?

 

I live in Australia... I have no choice in the matter.

 

The world has evolved, mate.

What's wrong with bringing vibos into the bed, as long as it's not used on you, of course.

 

Battery costs for one thing.

 

Plus hitting them with a wooden club first.
He's learning off the Aussie lads fast.

 

You don't have to shag THAT robot. Get your own

 

Sorry mate I didn't realise she was your one.

So I've just designed my 'own' one... money's tight this month, the wife's blitzed the Barclaycard.

5ft 2, called Charmaine, size 8, white (orange) skin, bleach blonde (yellow piss) hair, juicy tracky, Von Dutch snap back, 5 missing teeth, comes with Staffy named Tyson and £2.53 in her pocket.

On offer... £1,250 for her and she'll shag you even if she's on the blob.

 

As one girl once romantically told me 'Haway man, a little bit of blood has never stopped a war'

Have you got any pics? She sounds hot.