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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Bournemouth 4 v 3 'Pool

    I am not going to scoff or wum.

    However, what I will say is that this is a timely reminder to you Mousers not to get ahead of yourselves. You've had a very good run of luck, but it was bound to disappear at some point in time.

    I still say that you'll do well to finish 5th, this season. Be thankful if you do.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Says the fan from the team in 5th.

    You're not really in any position to telling anybody not to get ahead of themselves, given your power shift bollocks <laugh>
     
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  3. ...the team that is in 5th for the moment. We're closing the gap on you and 'Pool. As badly as we've been doing lately, I still say that Spurs is a better side than either you or 'Pool.

    Sorry, Pixie.

    I think you will find that I am rarely wrong on these things.

    This thread has stood the test of time, and proven me right, time and time again.

    As for the North London Power-Shift, I remain undecided on that, but I can certainly understand those who argue that the shift started several seasons ago. Spurs had a lot of ground to catch up on, which we have been steadily doing over successive seasons. It is only inevitable (some would argue) that we will, one day, surpass you.
     
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    **** happens we'll move on. Wham next week.
     
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    Gotta sort that defence, mate...
     
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    Cannot think of a worse opponent for you to face at home this season, straight
    after a demoralising defeat. <ouch>
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Better how exactly ? By being lower down the league. How does that make you better ?

    Your whole reputation on this forum is based on you being wrong, and ****ing up your predictions in hilarious fashion. Don't believe me ? I'll illustrate by showing how you've ****ed up regarding your next point about being 'undecided' about the power shift.

    #hiagownedagain
     
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  8. How long has this thread been running, Pixie?

    How long has 'Pool been beneath Spurs?

    On the Leicester Spiral thread, during the middle of last season, I predicted, correctly, that LCFC's success last season would come at the cost of disaster this season.

    This is on top of my predictions regarding Fab and Naz, and many others, too numerous to mention.

    Sure, I get the odd call wrong. It would be unreasonable to expect me to be perfect. But, I am right far more times than I am wrong.

    I am sorry that upsets you, Pixie, but facts are facts. Learn to deal with it, and move on.
     
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    Pool are ahead of Spurs. Leicester won the league. The power shift didn't happen despite you saying it was 'real'

    You're a ****-up-a-day kind of guy <laugh>
     
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    So we have established that @Hoddle Is A God is a complete noob when it comes to predictions.

    Perhaps now you could explain how 'Spurs are a better side than Pool or Arsenal', despite having less points and being lower down the league ?
     
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  11. Just. And only because we suffered the worst run of injuries we've suffered for a long while. Our key players are getting fit, and we are almost back to where we belong.

    A few seasons back, 'Pool were ahead of us all season, right up until the very last game, in fact, and we topped them. The form-guide is with us.

    Please try not to listen too intently to all that media bollocks, Pixie.

    Poor wummery, even by your usual desperately poor standards.

    "Leicester's rise this season will be matched by a spectacular fall next season."

    That is what I predicted on the LCFC Spiral thread, on 17 January 2016, during the middle of last season. Only the dimmest of clowns would deny that I have been spot on.


    I never said it did, so that is a massive fail on your part, right there. Don't shoot the messenger, Pixie!

    However, it is a fact that Spurs have steadily closed the gap on Arsenal over the last 5 or 6 seasons, to the point where we should have finished above you last season. It was so very close - closer than it has ever been.

    If that isn't a shift - ie. a moving towards - I have no idea how that term is to be otherwise defined.

    Conclusion

    You have ****ed up massively three times in a single thread, a record by your own clown-like standards, Pixie. Well done!
     
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    Matip back and it's sorted.
     
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    <laugh> Nice rant. But I'm afraid you've ****ed it mate.

    * Pool are ahead of Spurs, not 'beneath' them as you claimed.

    * You wrote your Leicester Spiral thread on the back of claiming Mahrez would be sold, he wasn't. Then you quickly went back and edited your comments to make it look like you were talking about next season.

    * You said 'The north london power shift is real', despite just claiming you were 'undecided'

    #wumfuckup
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    HIAG's on the ropes again.

    I'm expecting a nurse/fish/picard/ picture soon, closely followed by another disappearing act.
     
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  16. Wow!

    Lying in order to try to put me down!

    I challenge any poster, on any chatroom, on any web site, anywhere in the World, to find anything quite so desperate as that!
     
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    No he called it right #bottler, he owns your mind it's easy for him to read your feeble mind.
     
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    Here you go then:

    Post #2, right after you claimed that Mahrez was going to be sold, you have gone back and edited your comment to say that the 'spiral' refers to next season. The part that gives you away is where it says Last edited: Jan 17, 2016 #2 <laugh>

    http://www.not606.com/threads/the-leicester-city-spiral-watch.321077/#post-8807645
     
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  19. <doh>
    That is exactly what I said, you knob-head!

    So, I edited part of my prediction - it was probably no more than a couple of types, which is something I always do - but even if I did edit something of substance (which I didn't), it was still edited on 17 January 2016, during the middle of last season.

    You are truly the most desperately poor wumster anyone of us has ever seen!
     
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    Okay @Hoddle Is A God now that we've established you ****ed up on your spiral thread. How about explaining the other points I raised which you claimed I ****ed up on.

    1. How are Pool beneath Spurs, when Liverpool are ahead of you in the league ?
    2. How are Spurs a better team than Pool and Arsenal ? Given that we are both ahead of you ?
    3. How can you claim that you are 'undecided' about the power shift, given that you said 'The North London power shift is real' ?
     
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