Skiddy, for rimming Pixie for posting his dire rimming concoction (which isn't a patch on mine), you can have one of these. Well earned!
Desperation has well and truly set in. It'll only be a matter of time before you're calling in the supermods
That 'fit of fury' you had the other day really looked like you were expertly wumming mate. It was almost as cunning as the time you were screaming for me to be banned after I'd rinsed you.
That's funny. The truth is, of course, that I've actually managed to get a ton of work done. Plus, I've put in some much-needed rehearsal time on the guitar to crack some complex, blistering licks, so that my (mainly female) fan-base can adore me even more than they already do. Thanks to my superlative wummery of the super mods! You Seggies must be pleased for me?
So what you are effectively saying is that this site, and specifically PISKIE had taken over your life so much that you were unable to get any of those things done while you were on the site, but once you were banned and had no choice but to give up your obsession with PISKIE you had time for other things. A sad state of affairs indeed, how often did you think about PISKIE when you were away, every hour? Every minute?