Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

I've just thought of a very good use for a torque wrench.

 

Handing it to that 8 year old.

 

To frame him for your murder....a bit harsh Though a good idea

 

Then I won't be able to change your wheel when it comes off.

So how come you're awake.?

 

My wheel came off a long time ago. Time for bed, said Zebedee....night, night.

 

Box hill was the 2012 Olympic course... were you in training?

 

I am not 100% about this but I think it is either illegal, or advised against, to change a wheel on a motorway.

 

And the wheel saga continues. Some idiot recorded phone call just woke me up at 9.30 (yawn) and you can't even yell at a recorded message.

 

Blimey! Glad you got out ok. Damage the car at all?

 

Nope fortunately. Just getting a new tyre now.

 

Just realised that I keep confusing tomw24 and davecg69,,,,it;s only seeing them in the same place that has told me that

 

Hey! There's a *slight* age gap between us!

 

It's because you both have a short name with a number.....my brain must file names by size rather than by the alphabet. Does explain why you come over older sometimes than others. But it's alright Tom....I keep imagining he is you...not the other way round. Don't tell Dave though.

 

Not if he's now 87.

 

Slight????? Tom shall be known from this moment on as "Son of Dave" *

* well maybe Grandson*

 

I like it...so I am the former 21-yr-old Fran. I feel younger already.

 

I hate it when womens' brains file things by size

 

They are not numbers, they are free men.

 

This is also true smart arse

 

Moana is a brilliant film