Off Topic Dog S**t

Our neighbours cat doesn't have a hyper sensitive nose, I shot the bastard off with an air gun. When it meows it sounds like a Mackem with a hair lip.

 

A pilot scheme to test the DNA of dog poo to try and catch owners who fail to clear up after their pet has begun.

Samples of dog mess will be collected by officers from the London Borough of Barking and Dagenham Council and park rangers during the next three months.

DNA will then be compared to a database of registered owners.

Registering dogs is voluntary for owners but microchipping will be required by law from April.

The pilot is being carried out in local wards Abbey, Mayesbrook and Longbridge.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35363991

 

I think people should ban coughing and chewing gum

 

Ban fishing

Ban smoking

Ban drinking

Ban all the things that kill the planet

In fact

Kill humanity and let everything **** everywhere because that solves the main problem

Humans

 

I only pick up my dogs ****, if somebody else sees, which is very rare considering I live in a village and go walking in the countryside.

It's kinda like that saying "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

That wouldn't work in Sunderland because everyone's got the same DNA.

 

Well happy with that.
Been saying it for years so hope it is eventually rolled out to rest of UK.

 

Just out to walk off my hangover and I see this ****.

Ffs.

#beelin

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