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My Joke of the day

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wooly is a WUM, pure and simple. He also goes under the epithets of justyafivetimes and daggersinmyheart. He's a manc.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 8, 2011
  2. wooly

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    Stage career beckons for you Hard Case

    Liverpool fan my arse
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
  3. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    So you admit it then, you're not a Liverpool fan AND you're an ass! Just as we suspected...
     
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    Ze, Aug 8, 2011
  4. wooly

    wooly Member

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    A manc ???!!! Your a beaut fella. Makes me laugh some of you so called liverpool fans

    No way would whoppers like you lot get anywhere near my club.
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's right dogbreath. 'Liverpool fan my arse' sums you up nicely.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 8, 2011
  6. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    Get lost Evertonian. I understand that you're bitter, but we have no room for your type.
     
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    Ze, Aug 8, 2011

  7. wooly

    wooly Member

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    LOL what are you 7 ?
    LIVERPOOL fan born and bred babe

    forgotten more games than most of you lot have been to - no doubt
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
  8. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    If that's true, then you're a disgrace to the club. I honestly wonder how people like you actually survive, shouldn't you have been electrocuted by sticking your fingers in a socket by now?
     
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    Ze, Aug 8, 2011
  9. wooly

    wooly Member

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    Manc now bitter

    Getting nearer babe

    You go much ?? nah didnt think so

    like most on here - makes me sick reading armchair sky sports fans talking bout "their club"
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
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    Ze Well-Known Member

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    Well it's certainly not your club <laugh>.
     
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    Ze, Aug 8, 2011
  11. wooly

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    Disgrace by actually going the game ? Says it all treacle

    back in the kitchen for you or get some filing done

    wimmins work
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
  12. wooly

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    how old are you babe ?
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
  13. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    Disgrace because you're as thick as 2 short planks.
     
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    Ze, Aug 8, 2011
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    wooly Member

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    LOL the armchair fan strikes again

    You been lately kid ?

    nah didnt think so
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
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    you delivering me papers again sunday love ?

    fetch us a magazine this week too eh good girl
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
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    My joke of the day is ................................

















    Man City <laugh>
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 8, 2011
  17. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    No, sorry.. I'm busy sorting out the medication that you so obviously need to go out in public.
     
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    Ze, Aug 8, 2011
  18. wooly

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    Jesus its like kindergarten
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
  19. wooly

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    answer the question sweetie

    are you a regular at anfield and how old are you

    reckon i got the answers here already like
    have you eve
     
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    wooly, Aug 8, 2011
  20. Sam Axe

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    I have another joke...........











    Wooly
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 8, 2011
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