So if thats what you left on his doorstep, then what was Ehab going on about when he said that someone had left a load in his back passage?
think he's dropped off askew, either that or he's knocked on the door and told the Allams he's the one on their side and he's now sat in front of the open fire with a king eddie in one hand, advocat in the other whilst admiring ehabs colouring.. oh and wearing a lemon shirt
Don't ever let these go off. They smell like Satan when they do... http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/iceland-crispy-whitebait-400g/p/62753
That's what penguins smell of. People think they're all cute, and lovely, because they think they're the king of the lunchbox, or because they walk funny and have tuxedos on. But they smell like old whitebait that's been eaten, than shat out. And left in the sun. Before more fresh rotten fish is shat on top. Horrible little ****ers.
You underestimate the tenacity and proactive leanings of our moderators. Tomorow morning the Allams will awake to the glorious sight of a banner, strung between the Rowans, proclaiming, 'No Trust, No Meetings, No Idea - Allams' One man and his dog will be sat with flask and blanket grinning at the irony of it all. Only us.
That sounds like a fairly normal night for Dutch (apart from being at the Allams of course) Mind you he won't be sat in front of the fire for long, the ****ers will evict him and make him sit in the kitchen on his own. Thankfully he's not likely to mention it in here though
