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Sat on my own down near Southella Way

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  1. Fez

    Fez Well-Known Member

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    Match the blanket DMD forgot ...

    ... you can't get the staff :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Fez, Dec 1, 2016
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  2. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Making a flask is quite impressive...how do you make sure it keeps things hot and cold?
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 1, 2016
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  3. Happy Tiger

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    That's usually followed here by "...oh, football bollocks".

    Well done comrade Askewshair!

    I hope you've got an oil drum with wood in it burning to keep you warm!
     
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    Happy Tiger, Dec 1, 2016
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  4. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    I can't stop but I'm bringing you some porridge and a paper
    Do you want me to ring in sick for you?
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 1, 2016
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Can you ring In sick for me too? Be creative I've used up all the usual ones. Diarreaha I never use cos I can't spell it
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 1, 2016
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  6. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Bit harsh if they make you spell that over the phone!
    I'll ring in for you though...I'll tell them you've got klamidear because at I can spell that
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 1, 2016
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  7. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    End of my shift, nothing much to report. Mama took a little ****zu type dog for a walk. first thing this morning. They call it Tiger. I did overhear Papa making an very animated phone call in the garden. I thought I was onto to something when he was continuously shouting Dai Yeung. Sadly, it turned out he was talking about his hopes for us. Over to DMD now
     
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    askewshair, Dec 1, 2016
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  8. Bunny

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    Maybe he was talking to Ebab
     
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    Bunny, Dec 1, 2016
  9. Ron Burguvdy

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    Do the Carer's at The Rowans know @askewshair has escaped again is bothering the neighbours ...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 1, 2016
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  10. ImperialTiger

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    Did you have a changing of the guard ceremony? Beverley road was mental about an hour ago.
     
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  11. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Just put ****z
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Do you want me to put the stool you left behind in a safe place?
     
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    DMD, Dec 1, 2016
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    Ffs Askew, couldn't you have buried it.

    Actually no. You should've curled it out on his doorstep.
     
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    Kempton, Dec 1, 2016
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  15. DMD

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    The lazy git just stuck a walnut on the top and expected nobody to notice.

    It was obvious once I bit into it and noticed the lack of cream.
     
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    DMD, Dec 1, 2016
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  16. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    No cream, in Askew's poop? That's wasn't Askew, it's was an imposter!
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Dec 1, 2016
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  17. Kempton

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    That was Ehabs, Dutch. You'll have to make up for it.

    #Dockleaf
     
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    Kempton, Dec 1, 2016
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  18. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Or perhaps his boyfriend has been working away?
     
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    DMD, Dec 1, 2016
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  19. DMD

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    I thought he had the electronic version, eBab's?
     
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    DMD, Dec 1, 2016
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Im out tonight im really determined this isnt one of those stupid ideas that make perfect sense when drunk.

    Right Im off to Southella Way and determinedly march off at 1 in the morning...

    I can just see me getting nicked for roaming through the woods shouting Ass kew Ass kew I've come to relieve you
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 1, 2016
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