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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Amputee pressed pillow over wife’s head and stole from her to feed his gambling habit

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    A gambling addict who tried to suffocate his ill wife and stole £20,000 from her and his elderly mother-in-law has been spared jail.
    Douglas Miller held a pillow over the woman’s head and pressed down on it, only stopping when their dog licked his hand.
    He then said: ‘I have done nothing and I am not going to be accused of anything.’

    The 45-year-old also stole thousands from his MS-suffering wife and his elderly mother-in-law, who has dementia, to fund his slot machines addiction.

    Surely this is screaming out for the headline "One Armed Bandit"
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 29, 2016
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    He is a lying ****, his left arm is obviously hidden under his jogging(possibly an unfortunate term) top.
     
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  3. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Obviously a lying c..t as he clearly does not attend or has not attended an 'American Gym Varsity'.
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Wheels of Justice
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Out on a limb
     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Daily Mail:

    Muslim 'Jock' steals millions from his Christian in-laws!
     
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    bayernkenny, Nov 29, 2016
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    jiffy acts the wido
    lyt say supremo acted within his rights
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    The judge threatened to put him behind bars and wasn't amused when he asked for 3 in one line.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 29, 2016
  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Give him the electric chair..
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    "Gambol"
     
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  11. Tina.

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    Any news??
     
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  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Naw ...

    She's been induced ... waiting gemme
     
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  13. Tina.

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    Is she on the drip or the gel up the vag?
     
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    Tina., Nov 30, 2016
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    It's a tablet in the hole... maybe drip tomorrow
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Bit late to go on the pill now..
     
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    rogueleader, Dec 1, 2016
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This is getting exciting. GC's first live birth. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Dec 1, 2016
  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Rogueleader is a lovely name, just sayin'.....
     
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    rogueleader, Dec 1, 2016
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Iain Barrie Allan for a boy

    Ed Balls for a girl.
     
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