The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

I'm sure it's pure coincidence ... but since HIAG's abrupt exit, Saints has appeared on the 'Spurs - 'vincibles' thread ... I guess that thread is just totally irresitible to a Southampton fan

 

I go out for an hour and come back to see that @Hoddle Is A God has taken a pasting from several posters and then done a runner, when his claim to be A87 has been rubbished.

HIAG, you are a rank amateur mate. You can't even lie properly on your own account with your Lawyer, Cambridge, Rock God bullshit, let alone pull it off on the Arsenal board.

 

We know, Walter.

 

Yep HIAG the hobbit has morphed into his alter ego.

 

HIAG, how many times exactly were you dropped on your head as a child?
Nobody can be this stupid unless they have suffered some physical damage.

 

I never met up with anyone.

God knows who you met!

 

It's called getting ready for a £3.7m development acquisition, Pixie.

It's nice that you Gooners are so desperate to deny that I was A87 that you are prepared to invent all kinds of lies and crap! Look, I only did it for ****s and giggles.

 

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Is Cornish Clive involved in this deal?

 

Cornish Clive actually shares an IP address with Vinnie van Trannie from Vegas ... apparently ... although IP addresses mean nothing as @brb has shown

 

What 'lies and crap' are they then ?

 

If HIAG was indeed A87 (which he wasn't) then he'd officially be the saddest **** who ever walked the Earth

As A87 made over 12,000 posts - so HIAG would have had to have spent literally weeks of his life pretending to be a Gooner via a sock account.

Amazing that he finds the time, with him being a magician, semi pro photographer, musician and rock God, multi million pound property mogul, global marathon runner, hot shot lawyer, expert marksman and father of 2 kids, aged 6,10 and 14.

The man must never sleep

 

No, Tobes. I don't know who Cornish Clive is.

 

HIAG doesn't have to try that hard to be the saddest **** on here.

 

I do live my life at a break-neck speed, Tobes. And it is a fact that I sleep lightly.

 

I don't spend much time in Africa these days, that's for sure. Not since I gave up being A87, Pixie.

 

3am meltdowns demonstrate how much sleep you lose over being rinsed on here.

 

Thing is, Pixie, you give this particular character (HIAG) so-called rinsings, and yet you are best mates with two of my other characters!


Not sure how long I am going to permit that to last, mind. I'm waiting for the right moment to let things unravel.

If there is one thing I am very good at, Pixie, that is fishing for the juicy fish.