It's Goldfish for me. Bound to be some boring ****s on there! I've decided that my Goldfish is called Ernie.
MrsHathaway Mon 28-Nov-16 13:13:50 She doesn't participate. She says she doesn't want to have sex. He still asks for blowies and complains that he's only getting it once a month. I think he really, really doesn't understand that a wedding ring doesn't buy you sex. -- No wonder Mr Hathaway is addicted to porn.
In the previous thread I posted from there, Mrs Hathaway suggested that a guy talking about his wife not being bothered whilst he was on the job, meant he was a rapist
Someone should start a thread about anal sex. Maybe some middle aged dear asking whether it's wrong that she likes two dicks in her hole at the same time, Cody Lane styleeee.
Anybody know whether the JA606 "This user profile is currently under moderation restrictions" equates to permanent banning or just a temporary? ...
I've prepared a thread for Mumsnet, see what you think before I post it, all suggestions welcome. Hi all, I've got an embarrassing issue that I need some female advice on. It's not something that I can discuss with all but my closest male friends, and their reactions have been to laugh and tell me I was 'lucky', which isn't any help whatsoever. So here goes, my issue is the size of my 'equipment'. I've been told it's not normal in any way, it's about 11 inches long and very thick. Whenever I'm dating and have got to the point of exposing it, the reaction has been virtually the same every time. The initial "oh my God", "that's enormous" etc has soon been followed by "you're not bringing that near me" or excuses as to why we shouldn't go any further. The one exception was the only girl who I've managed to have anything like a long term relationship with, who affectionately called me Mr Sheen. She at least let me try to use 'Frank' as I call him, but it was always a bit of struggle, and unfortunately she had to return to Thailand when her visa expired. So that was that. Since then I've had a couple of girlfriends who've played with Frank and attempted to let me penetrate them with him, but to no avail. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever be able to find a partner who can accommodate Frank and if so what should I be looking out for? Is there a correlation between a womans height or weight and their ability to accommodate a larger man? Any advice that could help would be appreciated.
If you can't login they've banned your account. If you can log in but that shows, then they've just banned you from certain boards.
Can't log in ... but can go look at the threads and click on the posts I've made to see that caption under my user name ... guess I'm fully banned then meanies!
I've tried to log in, but have been rejected. That must mean that I've been banned, too. Mind you, my profile notes read as follows:- "I love Glenn Hoddle, even though he has some strange views. Once, when I broke my leg, I met him, and he told me that I had been temporarily crippled because I had been a criminal in a former life. Despite that, I still love him." You don't think that would have had any effect on their decision, do you?
They've gone into a banning frenzy! Dozy twats are banning people for nothing. There's probably totally innocent people who've gone to join the forum and gotten banned. Probably still sitting there wondering WTF they did wrong!
Exactly! Anyone innocently pulling an account out of hibernation is going to be slapped with an immediate ban! We have brought that site to its knees.
I tried logging in under my old name - Kiss My WUM! - but that's been banned, too. Can't imagine why.
Yeah me I did **** all wrong but got the chop anyway, as I joined yesterday. Free The Fresh Prince of Belle Vale
Use your time effectively, Lightning. Cause maximum chaos before, inevitably, you are captured, tortured, and shot.
