If I were a rich man, ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
Little tune I knocked together Thank yuh jah mi wake up dis morning Roll out di herbs before me start yawning Big up di gyal dem weh fight it alone an ah raise two three pickney pon dem own, Weh di man deh? no man know dey home, Babylon have dem inna jail. Big up di juvenile dem inna di street, We a seh dem haffi make it an nah touch di chrome, Dem no waan wi fi claim our own, but Africa nah found nuf hole inna road Ghetto youth we go on and on, Babylon waan wi gone, Hungry from morning til night come, dem waan wi fi live our life so, Dem ah wonder if di youth dem a go stop, no, A wonder if di ghetto a go drop, no, Dem a wonder if wi catch inna di trap, no, A wonder if jah tun him back. no,
Patois is the 2nd language in my house. My Mrs is a yardie and my boys sound like her (wannabe gangsters tbh).
... I wouldn't normally do this but it's "patios" ... does your missus lay the slabs or just power wash and general upkeep etc?
^^^Trying to be funny, but not. It's Patois, Patwa or Patwah depending on how stupid you are. For you it would be Patwa.
Don't know yet, only been up and hour so not finished meditation yet. First job's on a Tuesday morning, coffee, vape, make Fossy cry.