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  1. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    Under Pardew you finished 5th in the Premier League, surely that is better than Relegation Rafa
     
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  2. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Can't wait for Finger Blast Fantastic's response to your comment. He will be torn between his god-like adoration for Sir Alan of Pardew and his hatred of anything you post.
    Saint Rafa can do no wrong - having converted Newcastle to a Rafa-heaven he is now helping people see the light in the south. He has however left the Sodom and Gomorrah that is Sunderland to be cast out (from the Premier League) and to suffer for all eternity in the Championship, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth and a lot of empty pink seats. Amen.
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Another European qualification

    Sick of them
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely, just we were all rejoicing when that Dastardly Keegan quit and Toon legend Kenny Dalgleish came in, or when we were over the moon when dodgy old Bobby got the sack and dependable Souness was appointed.

    Pardew's awesome, seriously. Try him out when you sack the Moyesiah.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    They will have no choice but to give him a try as they go through managers faster than Fredor goes through incontinence Y fronts and there's hardly anyone left who they haven't parachuted in to do a red adair <whistle> <fishingsmiley>
     
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  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Pardew's ****ing tragic, he wears a tragic hat,
    He ****ed around the geordies, because he's ****ing crap.
    He's getting sacked by Palace, because he's ****ing ****e
    And when we get promoted we'll sing this song all night.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Pardews ****ing magic, he wears a magicians hat,
    He saved the ****ing Toon, there is no doubting that,
    He's getting sacked by Palace, because they are impatient
    And when he's gone the football will not be so absorbefacient
     
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  8. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    epic_facepalm_by_fleetcommander-d3a9hyq.jpg
     
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  9. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Moyes is ****ing tragic, he wears a tragic hat,
    He ****ed around Utd and they said no **** that,
    He turned up at the Mackems and they're still ****ing ****e,
    And when we win the Championship we'll take the piss all night....
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    The truth is somewhere in between the naysayers and the happy clappers. We had some good times under Pardew we really did and whilst some are all too keen to suggest the 5th place was luck and down to the players but then lambast Pardew for everything that followed. It is worth highlighting that many players were keen to follow him to Palace rather than stay with Newcastle, I genuinely think his man management is very good. Tactically he is below par and he had two ultimate failings with us:

    a) he never seemed fully in control of what was happening, we went on good streaks and bad streaks and it felt like a juggernaut he was watching rather than driving. I suspect we would have been relegated a season sooner if he had stayed (we had gained fewer points in the league over the previous calander year than any other team).

    b) he allowed Ashley to get away with anything/ nothing and just smiled whilst shoveling ****. It was shameless bottom feeding.

    I don't hate him though in the way some do, we could have done a lot worse.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Got us through a tough period. Horses for courses.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    He's a ****.



    With nice hair.
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Surely this picture is all wrong. We all know that Rafa is the messiah. The vicar should be bowing to Rafa and Rafa knows this. Look st his face.
     
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  15. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Signing a rake of ex players just highlighted how devoid of fresh ideas he is for me. I'm not a massive hater as such, but i've never rated the man. His track record speaks for itself in my opinion. Starts strongly and then fades very, very quickly........................ my wife is non too keen on this approach either!!
     
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  16. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    At least there's no chance of ever coming first.

    It is a worry coming 5th or 17th though.
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    What if you can never get over the line at all?
     
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  18. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    The Pardew lovers will be in hiding.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    He'll be the next president of the States!

    Pardew 2020
     
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ...and he won't need to build a wall. He'll just paint a line.

    "They'll never get over that"
     
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