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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Jenson Button retiring from the F1 ... legend. You'll be missed fella
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm playing as a custom team. (My real name-inople).

    It's 2021. Benteke, Sakho and Ibe still with Liverpool (Benteke leagues top scorer in 2020). Klopp got fired a few months into the game. Liverpool have had several managers since then. (Including Brendan Rodgers returning and David Moyes. Moyes also made a return to manage United.)

    The mobile edition of the game makes more messed up choices that wouldn't happen in real life.
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I remember building custom team back in like CM 00 from our football team. So much effort editing everything though
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They make it easy on FMM, it's literally, just picking an existing team (I butchered Wrexham since they're Chester's traditional rivals), change the colours and names, add players. No need to open up editor (there isn't one).
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Do you decide on the attributes though or just randomly assigned.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If you're adding players you can chose existing player s or just say you want a 5* striker. Not the individual stats just their star rating.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So anyone pissed about almost anyone in the government being able to look up what porn you watch now?
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I'll be amazed if they single me out and look at what porn I've been watching. <ok>

    Edit: Just thought, how would I know they know? Would they send me a letter?
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Dear Zingy,

    I just wanted to drop you a line to let you know I've been reviewing your porn records. We share the same affinity for dwarf transgender Indian dominatrix. Why don't you invite me in next time you're watching,

    Sincerely,

    Your postman.
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    BBC bigging up Hamilton for being fastest in Abu Dhabi practice. Well boys you see your problem there is he could finish the race a week ahead of Rosberg and still not win the championship
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Hamilton will win the lot. It's fixed <ok>
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    If he wins the race he needs Rosberg to finish outside the top 3 ... so he'll need help from the Red Bulls, or failing parts on Rosberg's car for a dnf or problem that drops him to the lower half of the field where he finishes, or a crash that involves Rosberg and takes him out

    So ...

    If Hamilton wins and Rosberg is in the top 3 ... Rosberg's title

    If Hamilton is 2nd or lower and Rosberg is 4th to 6th ... Rosberg's title

    If Hamilton is 3rd or lower and Rosberg is 7th or 8th ... Rosberg's title

    If Hamilton is 4th or lower and Rosberg DNFs or finishes 9th or lower ... Rosberg's title


    If both Mercs stay healthy and avoid any kind of incident Hamilton will most likely/almost certainly win and Rosberg will certainly finish 2nd or 3rd. So Hamilton needs an incident involving Rosberg or a Rosberg mech problem/failure
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Lots of options <ok>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Rosburg has to be nervous about Verstappen being decent in both practices. To be taken out in turn one by an over eager Verstappen would not be in anyone's best interest.
     
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  15. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    He can afford to finish third
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Matched with a 31 year old kinda milf on tinder

    Conversation so far ...

    Her: Morning

    Me: Afternoon, how's your week going?

    Her: It's going wry good thanks (spellcheck fail or just a very ironic person ?)

    A day and a half passes, I haven't replied

    Her: Hello
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Does 31 qualify as a MILF? Surely a woman has to be 15 to 20 years older than you to be a MILF.
     
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  18. BobbyD

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    Isn't it just if they were a mum?

    There are 2 kind of milfs:

    1. where you see a fit mum on the street and they are towing a kid in a pram (not sure how i would feel if they looked young i.e. teen pregnancy as i haven't seen any in ages)

    2. where the lady is blatantly older but you assume she has a kid and call her a milf
     
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  19. saintanton

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    If a woman fancies an older man is he a filf?
     
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  20. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    No he's a rich sugar daddy and shes a filthy gold digger (obviously i don't really mean this :p ).
     
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