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Stevie G retires from football

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  1. FosseFilberto

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    Gerrard 'still has a lot to offer'
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    Some more from Steven Gerrard, after his decision to retire from football.
    "Thank you to the amazing fans of Liverpool, England and LA Galaxy for the incredible backing you have given me throughout my career.
    "Your loyalty and support has meant the world.
    "I am excited about the future and feel I still have a lot to offer the game, in whatever capacity that may be.
    "I am currently taking my time to consider a number of options and will make an announcement with regards to the next stage."
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    Stevie G;

    "look at me, look at me, look at me. Look, look, I'm still here, look"


    **** off, ****.
     
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    In his own head.


    That beard oil is working nicely by the way. I'm managing the bastard itch stage very well.
     
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    You sound a bit bitter mate <whistle>
     
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    Yeah, it's all those league titles he won.

    Bitter as ****.

    Mate.
     
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    When he left Liverpool it was a retirement in itself as far as I'm concerned I said thanks and goodbye a while back this doesn't really matter to me.

    Hope he comes back to us in a coaching role.
     
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  8. No doubt we will, now, have to suffer the sorry spectacle of Mousers crying to that awful Max Boyce song with overlays of Slippy's career highlights, and telling us that he was the greatest ever footballer in the entire World, ever!

    However, the fact that he never won the title, and had one of the ****tiest International careers ever, means that he will never be considered World Class. I know that there are Mousers out there who will be prepared to string me up for saying that, but it's true. The man isn't fit to polish the boots of someone like, say, John "Iron My Hood, Bitch!" Terry. I think that the BBC and Sky should make that point absolutely clear in an attempt to quell the awful eulogising that we must all now endure.
     
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    There you go fella...



     
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  10. That's just taking the piss, now, Luvvy.
     
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    Lest we forget <rose>

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    This ^ will always be his career defining moment.

    Oh well
     
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  12. Former England and Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard, 36, will not be joining Melbourne Victory. (Talksport)

    No, he won't.

    Because he's retired.

    <doh>
     
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    Slippy was Englands worst player over the last x years.
     
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    This thread will be littered with bitter fools. Already a few showing up.


    One of the few players that could literally grab a game by the scruff of the neck and win it alone. Yes read that and weep you bitter bastards....

    Tobes for example, says he'll be remembered for his slip, yet on another thread puts him in his PL best 11. Make your mind up ffs, mate!
     
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    If he went to Spurs now, he'd be their best player. Crazy ey?!
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Glad you like the oil, I don't go out without oiling up these days.
     
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    Thanks for the slip.
     
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    I use an innovative application technique.

    Put the drops on a 99p nit comb and comb through. Job done, kills three birds with one stone; oils it, combs it and itches it all in one go.
     
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    Rumbled.

    Knew you were a Chelsea fan all along tbh.
     
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