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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I have a canine-like sense of smell which I use to smell the labia's of different species of mammals.

    I am not blind and stand beside the fat guy with the big drum to get the beat correct. The rest is down to generation of generation of the Lochrie forefathers loyalty to the Purple Star and its traditions that its genetic imprint is enshrined in my DNA and therefore is second nature to this mumbling bankrupt.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Instinct then
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Dolphins
     
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    That is dedication to the cause, not many of them floating around waiting to be sniffed.

    Begs the question doesn't it smell of fish?
     
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    Strangely smells like curry.
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Does a Panda smell like Pasanda?
    Does a Kangaroo smell like Vindaloo?
    Does a Cat smell like Katsu?
     
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    I can remember running hope from school scared to death during the Cuban Missile Crisis ...
    Little off topic but has anyone ever seen General Chat's army ?
     
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  9. SaveTheHumans

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    I use nivea for men and I think I'm actually getting younger m8.
     
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  10. Redwino

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    Jesus, you must be as old as me !
     
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    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    I believe Jesus is several thousands of years old m8.
     
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    Don't believe everything you read Save, there's a few conflicting versions out there.
     
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    Ok, I believe you.
     
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    Don't be in denial now, the sooner you accept it the sooner you will be able to get on with your (decrepit) life. Been there.
     
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    Thanks m8. Your words of wisdom are like water to a sun kissed bed of soil. I am soaking it all in.
     
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    Love your alliteration, you're an inspiration to all us auld yins.
     
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    I'm pretty old but you'd never know it .40 years of Roofing and and a 100 seasons of various sports keep me pretty fit . I have no grey hair , only because


    I don't have any hair ..lol
    lol ... that's going to hurt for awhile ...lol
     
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    Babe roof, good for you, I'm also follicaly challenged but been that way for so long it's not an issue. Very astute reply from Save the Humans, appreciated.
     
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    When my wife wants to run her hands through my hair, I have to pull my pants down (heavy sigh )
     
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    Very good, made me laugh !
     
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