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Some Fun For a Friday Afternoon

Discussion in 'Watford' started by wear_yellow, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. superhorns

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    The Wigan supporters would probably agree with you, I think he was actually quite good for them.

    I think Sir Luther Blissett sounds about right.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  2. Bolton's Boots

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    A friend of mine has two tickets for the Formula 1 final race of the season the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, at the Yas Marina circuit on the weekend of the 25th - 27th November. They are box seats and include flights, hospitality, and hotel accommodation. He didn't realise when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding .


    If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Johns Church, Worcester at 2.15pm on the 26th.

    Her name is Janet. She’ll be the one in the white dress.
     
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  5. Bolton's Boots

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    I think a visit to Specsavers would be in order...

     
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    A short-lived career I'd say...

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    Ruth Davidson delivers the best Tory speech ever...

     
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    Theresa May has today asked Mauricio Pochettino to take over as Head of Brexit Negotiations.

    She is apparently impressed by the fact that he managed to get Spurs out of Europe in just two months... <laugh>
     
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    She does leave herself open to this sort of comment....

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    Odd years. She said it.
     
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    Much appreciated by Matej and Seb. They don't realise the truths behind it...
     
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    Surely only in America could this be believed?

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    My wife hates me for watching this guy's videos - but I have to hold my hand up and say that I find them amusing...

     
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    I wonder if this poor lady has fully recovered yet...
     
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    Reminded me to buy my rainbow laces from Stonewall, so something good has come from this filth. :)

    Bought two pairs, one for my football boots and another for work. :)
     
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    You can't explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally.
     
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    Straight out of Clevedon.
     
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    That John Pilger has changed...
     
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    What deep things retired men think about.

    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

    Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

    I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
     
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