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Gayle gets a good kicking

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Teessidemackem, Nov 19, 2016.

  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the post...as you would know all about toothless strikers...your input is greatly appreciated <ok>
     
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  3. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Read the thread again i wasnt taking the pish like i could and maybes should have i was just sharing a story you f@cking prick!.
     
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    Lighten up fella ...was making a joke / tacking the mick
     
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  5. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Didnt sound like a joke to me like?
    Like I said i was sharing a story for yous cause hes probably gona be out tomorow now unless he wants to look like Beardsley did on the pitch.
    I have no input on this so chat amongst yourselves.
     
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    if you need it explained....Gayle lost front teeth...Sunderland having experience of toothless strikers and hence , why your input is valuable on this matter .........geddit? (plus Gayle is scoring for fun in the remedial league)

    but you chose to go from zero to incandescent on nowt ..as I said..lighten up
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Course i "geddit", as you say.

    I just found it strange what Sunderlands strikers have to do with this story especially when one of our strikers is the highest goalscorers in Prem history?
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    sounds like sunlund have had their lights kicked out <laugh> floodlight failure

    players have been taken off the pitch
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Back on now. See thats a better joke than the first numpty that posted.
     
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    it akes 15mins for lights to fully reset otherwise they could knack altogether
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Its abit of a pisstake when our stadiums called The stadium of light :undecided:
     
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    I blame global warming and the fact someone hasn't paid the leccy bill
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Aye. Our Chairmans as tight as yours.
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    What were you saying about our strikers <laugh>.<party>
     
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    Your strikers are way past their best and worth about tuppence ha'penny. :)
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Still scoring in the Premier league though my auld mukka. 150 Prem Prem goals for Defoe today unlike your best player Gayle whos tried, tested and failed to play at the highest level.
     
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    Um nope, there are six players who have scored more with the second highest being Wayne Rooney, of course we all know who is the highest goalscorer in Premier League history with 260 goals.
     
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    How does that compare to Alan Shearer and Andy Cole?
     
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  19. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>. Keep clutching at straws lads 6 in a row and all that.

    I didnt come on here to wum but yous just can help yourselves can you. Bitter twisted losers.
     
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    Sunderland (entire team) 12games played ..Goals scored 12 (After today)
    Gayle (alone) Games played 12 ..goals scored 11

    Its only taken your devastating strike force the entire season to catch up with what we scored in 2 games ..so you must be right :emoticon-0137-clapp (Makem logic..are you Fredor in disguise? If so, I claim my bag of cheesy chips)

    I think I will stick with my toothless striker rather than your collective toothless team
     
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