Back of the net...it's the weekend thread!

What's yer plans ?

Me

Still on a sober wan ... going for dinner tomorrow night and that's about it!

 

Prob get another tanking up G-Hill

 

Where ye goin for dinner ya big Hun?

 

****.

Nothing tonight, feeling ill so the missus is coming over.

Tomorrow morning with the missus then if I feel better pub in the afternoon followed by pizza and various drugs in the evening.

Sunday is pizza and spliffs in bed day

 

Getting all the dents on the car filled then getting a vinyl wrap put on. Boring as ****.

 

It's my birthday tomorrow, so I will probably have a BBQ.

 

On a mission this weekend, back to the garage drainage (bane of my life) the ankle biters are at more events than I can count so chauffeuring them all over the place, the dog needs its nails clipped, baking for a school cake sale etc. Hectic to say the least but alas no pump to be had as Mrs Grove is cursed at the moment.

May be taking the juniors to the flicks to see the Fantastic Bheasts if we get time.

 

Sometimes I wonder if you are actually a woman. Not in an erotic way either.

 

No, but his micropenis does technically qualify as a clitoris.

 

Doesn't sound boring to me!

Pictures of garage drainage would be greatly appreciated.GR

 

Packing tonight.... PACKING FUDGE THAT IS... she's in Lanzarote so going to have some POOVES up and basically christen each room in Twechar Towers with rampant poovery.

Tomorrow, heading down to Lebowskis and then to Qua to watch Trev run for cover imho

Trev vv

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How much is it to wrap a motor?

 

I know the guy who is doing it, and he's refurbing the alloys too, all in it's £1000 but would be closer to £1350 for both without mates rates.

 

I've only seen a couple of wraps. Wasn't impressed. One was rose gold chrome

 

Some mate that. Mates rates are half price. ****s mugging ye mate.

 

That was my car, you cheeky ****

 

FFS.

I'm just getting it done in that dark brushed titanium one and getting the alloys tinted darker.

 

Aye, he's no really my mate though. He's my mate's brother, met the **** for 5 minutes once so can't really complain at £350 off.

 

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After three weeks of Saturday shifts I'm aff the morra. So pished tonight then fast black to Twecher where Barrie has promised me a shot in his hot tub.

Tomorrow, morning spent on the bog ridding myself of Lochrie jism. Off to deepest darkest Falkirk tomorrow night for an evening with the missus's ******ed cousins. The Banjos do my nut in and don't get me started about all that double denim ffs.

Sunday will be filled by apologising for ripping the **** out of her family the night afore.

Busy busy busy.