A quick look outside the top 4 in the table shows that its Yoonited that are definitely in need of a goalscorer, Harry to OT in the summer.
It's moot anyway because no Spurs star has ever lowered themselves to sign for Chelsea (at least not until their career was towards its end.
Kane to Liverpool He'd be a rabbit in the head lights playing with the pace of our attack, silly little prick wouldn't know where to run! Good thread though @Treble . I think Utd will buy him, they're a very slow team and need a slow striker.
We might. We might not. Depends if we feel like it. I can understand the jealousy with the nonchalent way we buy players. (shrugs shoulders, walks off)
You've bought a marvelous group of players that are all doing amazingly well, in comparison to their prices. (drops mic, leaves the party).
Haters gonna hate, Sky. I'm not insensitive I feel ya pain brah (places both hands behind head, leans back and basks in the sunshine)
Read today in the Thai press that the crocked one season wonderboy Harry Lame is demanding £150k per week, that's a £90k hike on his current wages of £60k. He is contracted to 2020 but if the spuds have any 'big club' ambitions Levy is going to have to dig deep into his wallet or he will have another #Modricgate on his hands. I'm sure Jose will be looking to upgrade the ageing free Swede in the summer who despite a fair start has faded away and is slower than a three-legged pit pony. Thoughts?
Poch: For us they are players that are very important, Harry and Hugo. They are very happy to be here and we are very happy that they are here. Maybe there are a lot of rumors that can affect our fans but the fans need to be quiet and have no worries about this because the players show their commitment to the club. They want to be here for the long term. I think the club and the players are talking about maybe improving or having extended contracts. In the future I think it's not a big problem to do.
Don't judge us by your standards. We know your lads have to be paid over the odds and hold their nose while pulling a Chelsea shirt on but our lads play for a proper big club!
... hate to be picky .... but have you thought this through? ... would be very difficult to pull one's shirt on whilst holding one's nose, dear chap