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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    What's wrong with the partaaaay ? And is your missus talking to you yet. Are you still on the M4 <yikes>
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    best insult this time of year is whenever anyone asks what you're dressing up for Halloween as is to simply say ... you !
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Yeah, she calmed down after a while and got make up sex too. I enjoyed all 20 seconds of it, then she was more mad about that. <ok>
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

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    She's mad because you enjoyed it? What kind of cold hearted woman is she? 20 seconds oughta be enough for anyone.
     
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  5. Garlic Klopp

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    20 seconds!, you obviously had a breather in the middle to go on that long
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    He's obviously not a doyen of the tactical eating out
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good in there last night. Denice was pissed. My eldest was in. Nick was ****e-faced. Hi-viz Paul had some ridiculously strong chong. Good times.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    And this ^........on a Monday.

    I don't know how you manage to function mate. I had 3 large glasses of win last night and I feel like someone's trampled on my head this morning.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I only had four pints and a couple of doobs <ok>
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm happy our blue cousins get some wins occasionally
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Hopefully they can do Chelsea on the weekend. <ok>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    A draw'll do, ta.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The new slut barmaid has alluded to the fact that she'd like me to **** her. Must fancy men with crutches <laugh>
     
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  14. Garlic Klopp

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    Maybe she likes men with big crutches.
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    but little hardons ?? :huh::grin:
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Hadrons? Ho worries in that area, RidLid <ok>
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Just kidding fella I know you're cheatin with those little blueys
     
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    Which ho is this?
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Santa. :bandit:

    How did I not spot that blooper !!
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wha?
     
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