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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by leez, Nov 14, 2016.

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  1. Fork Handles

    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure two pints of Stella would change your mind!
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    To be fair stinkers and fat lasses always try harder. They don't know where the next shag is coming from...so I'm told :bandit:
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    2? Jesus mate you're a cheap night out for some lucky lady <laugh>:emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer:.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Mate back in the day, I wouldn't have even got past the tits before agreeing to rattle that, I had no standards. Luckily for me, I never had to settle for the kebab house birds on very many occasions but I did adopt a 'better than nowt' attitude on more than one occasion.

    She would have been a disappointing end to any night, but, she's better than nowt.
     
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  5. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    As the famous line from a classic film goes [slightly adjusted] - I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Would you go down on her though? I bet its like a badly packed kebab.
     
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  7. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Depends on how drunk I was. It'd probably be like gnawing on a haddock that's been sitting around for a week. Or she could surprise me and taste like fresh cod.
     
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  8. Fork Handles

    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    Define cheap! There's always a price to pay.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    A can of Irn Bru is enough to pull in Shields.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Trust me, they do...<laugh>
     
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  12. leez

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    whey it may just be mind.. but i can not watch the show because of her ....she just loud and thick in 2 ways ... sure the media try and make the nation think we all act and sound like her ..even though she is not a geordie .. .
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    WTF?

    I'm glad I don't watch either of those tv programmes.

    And I wouldn't go near her even in a HazMat suit.
     
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    I'd pump her like
     
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  15. NUFCBRONX

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    Can confirm. Grew up is Shields.

    Actually only logged in to say I would probably do her in the bum... Irn Bru or not.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. PhilK

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    Couldn't care less. Carol Vordemans tits look nice though
     
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