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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Nov 15, 2016.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Sadly the time has come and I need to wear glasses. Any of you myopic f.uckwits have to wear specs?

    I've looked on-line and I'm considering these;

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    (I searched idiot wearing glasses and this image came up. Racist.)

    Or even a pair of these;

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    Whatever I wear I'll end up looking like this;
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    GroveRanger, Nov 15, 2016
  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You should poke your eyes out with a spoon and replace your eyeballs with jawbreakers .
    I'm sure you carry sweets and confectionary around as "bait " anyway .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 15, 2016
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I'd look a bit daft with jelly babies stuffed in my eyes but I take your point,
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 15, 2016
  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Jawbreakers
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 15, 2016
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I wear specs ...

    Nice pair of ray ban glasses just now ...
     
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    Null, Nov 15, 2016
  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Ray Bands ?













    Was that an in ya pop ?:emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 15, 2016
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am a specky **** anaw. Currently sporting black frames by Hackett
     
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    Gambol, Nov 15, 2016
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    20/20 vision for this specimen
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 15, 2016
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You have 4 years left of good eyesight ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 15, 2016
  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Jelly babies.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 15, 2016

  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No sure I follow you, squire.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 15, 2016
  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    No ...

    Just me being a stupid **** ... I fixed it
     
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    Null, Nov 15, 2016
  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I often walk into things, miss buses, ignore pals, miss out on perving ...

    But at least i dont look like a fanny
     
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    No glasses for this swashbuckling ****tard iirc
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 15, 2016
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  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Put your glasses on then <rofl>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 15, 2016
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  16. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Only *****s, nerds, and men with dangerously low sperm count wear glasses.

    Yet another SCIENCE FACT from globetrotting Arab jiggaboo, Jiffy.
     
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    Patience, Nov 15, 2016
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You forgot the genetically inferior <ok>
     
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    Toby, Nov 15, 2016
  18. Null

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    any **** on here have laser eye surgery ?
     
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    Null, Nov 15, 2016
  19. Null

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    ^^^ has a squint
     
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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Impossible...no human has perfect eye sight

    Not even Jew
     
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    Null, Nov 15, 2016
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