Match Day Thread Southampton v Liverpool SAT 19th Nov. 3:00 pm

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SaintinSerbia

SaintinSerbia

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At least one (1) person thought I should do this thread after SaintKitch mistakenly ruined the game against Hull! (only kidding SK!)

I stand by my record as having beaten Inter Milan!

I’m bored with the International break – we’re playing Saturday

And if you want another impossible dream – it’s beating Top of the table Liverpool – with apparently the best attacking play seen this season.

So we’ll need our best team playing with more heart than ever. We will not be breached!

Forget that, the team is decimated by injuries – THIS IS THE NEGATIVE THREAD – WE’RE GONNA GET HAMMERED!

(See the psychology? How many teams have lost thinking it’s an easy game? Uh hum Hull)

Now who’s left to be humiliated by Liverpool? (but not really because they are bemused by the reverse psychology and probably have no idea what that is)

And let’s throw some Impossibilities in

Forster (injured) McCarthy (injured) VVD (no-one gets passed him)

Cedric (injured) Martina / Fonte / Yoshida / Targett (injured) Bertrand (injured) McQueen

Pierre (injured) Clasie / Romeu / JWP

Long (injured) / J-Rod / Charlie! / Tadic (sub as Zorro) / Redmond


NO PROBLEM!!! (and everyone will be back to beat the blue half in the next Premiership game!)
 
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SaintinSerbia said:
I have a cunning plan!
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Is that the plan where we invite all of the ex-Saints into the home dressing room as a friendly gesture then lock them in a cupboard until 5.00? Think Coutinho should be invited as we once expressed an interest in him. Oh and Klopp as he seems a gregarious sort who'd enjoy a bit of a pre-match chat.

Does this sound desperate? Imagine my journey home with 4 Reds fans. Bloody right it's desperate.
 
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Just been talking a Liverpool supporting colleague. He is absolutely full of himself right now and reckons the current Liverpool side are the most exciting since the eighties. Which was all a bit irritating to listen to frankly, but once he got that out of his system he said he expected this Saturday to be a real test for them. People are beginning to respect us - which may not actually be a good thing imo.
 
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I'll be attending the aforementioned establishment and will bring a Welsh damsel with me.

Message to said damsel - I'll contact you later this week when I'm back in uk

Here's hoping a don't return said Welsh damsel in too much distress....
 
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