Off Topic Mafia Game 14th November Mafia V vamps

Another good point.
If no one has been doused it's possible that the arsonist is inactive. So we may have a vamp and an arsonist amongst the quiet ones.

 

Two people visit the veteran and get blown away. Either that's a massive coincidence or they had a reason.

The vampire hunter visiting suggests they had reason to suspect they were working alone. Probably not someone just being quiet because there were several options. Mafia visiting suggests someone likely to be a danger to them, but now they know they (probably) won't make the same mistake again.

Or maybe it wasn't about the game and they chose their target based on previous history. Mitro (Penfold) and Town (Hope) are both Newcastle fans? Do they have a common enemy or something?

 

which could mean Valley may try and write his own sheep shagging story in the mould of the PGF classics tale of Dai at Wembly but then again he may not need to

 

I think the Jailor only chose their target last night, so now interrogates them tomorrow morning and then decides.

 

The vampire can only act night 2 anyway.

 

I assume the jailor can't lock up day 1 as it's a night action locking them up?

 

sorry am mixing up your days and my nights

 

To take his mind off the nefarious gongs-on in the town, Valley decides to take his purple Steely Dan to the town farm for some paid-for hanky-panky. The sheep orders him to take off his stinking clothes and lie face down on the bed. However, he/she is actually the hit-sheep and before Valley knows it, he has a gorax machine clamped to his ring-piece. The hit sheep engages first gear on the infernal machine and watches as arse swarf and blood make their way down the drill and into the transparent chamber. Before long he's lost all his internal organs and has died a hideous and excruciatingly painful death.

 

ok the nonactive ppl, Bodanki, Danilo, Mikey and Beardsley (well those who did not vote)

 

Yes sorry I missed the evening session. I had issues getting the kids to bed as it was my son's birthday and so were fill up with sugar. I know it makes me look suspicious but what can you do

 

Me? But I'm not the hunter.

 

look less suspicious lol

 

Shut it or you won't be allowed to post

 

Well, there's worse ways to go out I suppose

 

Another Baaaaaah-d night - read the livestock gazette.
For what seemed like the thousandth night in a row a sheep had been found arse up, whimpering about having been forcefully given the Glamorgan Sausage.
It was not a good time to be a sheep in the Valleys, or to have Valley in a sheep as the case seemed to be.

Eirienwen Jones was a humble sheep, she was happy with her simple life grazing the fields and cuddling up with her husband Biscan Jones. But the sheer change in his behaviour after one dark night had left her caring for him during the day and clutching a shank under her pillow at night.

It wasn't that he called out "Valley, Ram me harder" in his sleep, or even that he refused to wash the sticky patch of matted wool around his behind that worried her most, it was the constant walks he insisted on taking at night in the hope Valley would appear again. It all made her feel rather sheepish.

She had always suspected he was a bit of a woolly woofta, but never ewe it was this Baah-d.

 

Astro

 

**** yewe too

 

Rules state that a person doused by the Arsonist is informed. How has this role worked before - would a dousing be announced to all in MITO's update?
If yes, then arsonist didn't act. suspicious.
But if it's secretive, then he might have actually doused somebody, in which case it might not be an inactive poster.

 

I don't think it's been used before... not in a game I've played so not entirely sure.

 

If it were me I would tell all so I could not be assumed as being the Arsonist, but being a game, yes I have been doused, blah blah takes attention of one I suppose, good points