best insult this time of year is whenever anyone asks what you're dressing up for Halloween as is to simply say ... you !
Yeah, she calmed down after a while and got make up sex too. I enjoyed all 20 seconds of it, then she was more mad about that.
She's mad because you enjoyed it? What kind of cold hearted woman is she? 20 seconds oughta be enough for anyone.
Good in there last night. Denice was pissed. My eldest was in. Nick was ****e-faced. Hi-viz Paul had some ridiculously strong chong. Good times.
And this ^........on a Monday. I don't know how you manage to function mate. I had 3 large glasses of win last night and I feel like someone's trampled on my head this morning.
The new slut barmaid has alluded to the fact that she'd like me to **** her. Must fancy men with crutches