Off Topic Mafia Game 14th November Mafia V vamps

You are right

IBWT

 

Nope, not played last two games over there. Apology in Blood eh? You like the smell and taste of blood... hmm suspicious.

 

God afternoon ladies and gentleman and Biscan.

I am Town.

 

hi all, also like a couple of ppl here, I amd working odd hours atm, leaving for work shortly (1030pm here) and wont be home until 6am (8pm your time) so I will be catching up voting late for the first couple of days anyway. then next few days only working 1830-0030 so more time to play properly.

 

Interestig name... immediately suspicious.

 

I object to you using that avatar.

Formal complaint lodged.

Sly and sneaky attempt to win the Headline Game. If you're sly and sneaky on that front what would you do in, say, a Mafia Game?

 

To take his mind off the nefarious gongs-on in the town, Nev decides to take his purple Steely Dan to the town brothel for some paid-for hanky-panky. The madame orders him to take off his stinking clotes and lie face down on the bed. However, he/she is actually the hit-person and before Nev knows it, he has a gorax machine clamped to his ring-piece. The hit man engages first gear on the infernal machine and watches as arse swarf and blood make their way down the drill and into the transparent chamber. Before long he's lost all his internal organs and has died a hideous and excruciatingly painful death.

PS No offence, Nev I just want to be in the draw for more powers as I don't have any, being town

 

That is horrific RHC, poor Nev is going to be traumatised by the end of the day!
If he is the arsonist we're in for some fun!

 

Thanks for sorting this MITO. Looks like a big game.

Catching up during quick lunch break.

As I announced before roles were allocated, I am very restricted for access during working hours. I can typically log on from 6-30am-8:30am (mainly with crap signal while commuting), briefly again at lunchtime but not always, then from around 6pm (again with crap signal), then from around 8pm from home.

So any accusations thrown my way based on daytime inactivity put the suspicion directly back at the accuser looking for a cheap shot.

No clues on votes yet as day 1 is just a lottery.

 

Is this something you have just thought about today or has it been playing on your mind for a while?

 

Just so we're clear, you're the artist formerly known as Nev, right?

 

It's only what MITO PMd me.

#mito

 

@ValleyGraduate12 has been quiet so far.... very suspicious

 

just for the irritating name

Me (Obi)

 

So you want to kill Nev do you, well that's easy. Just make him play the whole of of this game without stabbing anyone in the back. The frustration is bound to kill him.

 

Too easy and nowhere near creative enough

 

That's because he can't argue with MITO in this game.

 

21 people going to be a lot of kills going on so after night 1 should be able to start whittling things down.

Last game I was the vamp hunter and just word of warning be careful about reading into the postings you get. Looks like mito changed it slightly but last time the 2 vamps knew when o could and couldn't see so would say things to deliberately look like other players.

Also the jailer, try change your writing style so not to be too obvious as to who you are. Last time they used u instead of you to be able to distinguish yourself and not post on board and jail at same times so if you do get Mafia or vamp that's can't work out who you are

 

whats a gorax machine?

 

So, why write a poem you ask?
Well, it's MITO's day one task.
Think of a demise for Neville
That loveable devil
But don't forget to hide your tracks!

So we've been asked to create
(On day one, before it's too late)
Ways in which we can send
Neville to a grizzly end
And seal his gruesome fate.

It's not enough to just let him swing.
That would be the honourable thing.
If we can come up with a painful demise
MITO has promised a special prize.
KER-CHING!!

So let's tie him up in a rack
With clamps tight around his ball sack.
We can then flay his skin
From his toes to his chin
And shove a big purple dildo up his crack!

Once poor Neville can take no more pain
Take it out and then ram it up again.
Don't let the chance pass,
Force it right up his ass
Let's drive the evil ****er insane.

Once his pulse begins to drop
The ****er is for the chop.
Throw him in a big pot
Cook him all - the whole lot
And sell him in Albert's Chip Shop.

Ah, but Nev has served up a twist
And it's something you all seem to have missed.
Just like Keyser Soze,
In that quiet evil way,
He's pretending he doesn't exist!!

He doesn't agree with this evil witch hunt,
And forgive me if I'm overly blunt.
You see Nev's not all that bad,
He's a decent sort of lad.
It's just that MITO's a ****!!