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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    I hit one further than that at Royal Troon Muir, only cause the ball landed in a coal truck of a passing train<doh>
     
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  2. VenomPD

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    Golf is ****e.
     
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  3. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    Naw its no
     
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  4. ****e tae watch
     
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  5. Castleger

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    Great tae play
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Nah they're both ****e. Tried both and if I want a walk round some fields I won't be carrying a bag full of metal sticks about with me. Unless it's a post apocalyptic world where zombified humans wander in open spaces.
     
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  7. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Golfs great. Only good to watch if its a major or the Ryder Cup <ok>
     
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  8. Castleger

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    the game of Golf summed up in a nutshell<doh>
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    I played it for about two years when I was 14/15 and thought it was ****e. I enjoy the driving range for a hour but **** spending an entire day doing it. Waste of everyone's time. Like cricket.
     
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  10. Castleger

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    If the weathers ok, there's nothing better. Banter wi the lads, couple of beers after and away fae the wife and weans for hours!
     
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  11. VenomPD

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    Isn't this a BBQ without having to wander about a field dressed like a fanny?
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    golf isnt even a real sport for **** sake.

    hit ball

    walk to ball

    hit ball

    walk to ball

    hit ball

    walk to ball

    hang self from nearest tree once you realise you have just wasted a day you will never get back.
     
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  13. Castleger

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    A BBQ for me is no escape from the family, for a short while.

    Not all golfers dress like fannies, though there are ****in lots that do. I class myself as one who doesn't, though I'm biased<ok>
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    Dougie <ok>
     
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    This guy we used to hang about with was out in the boozer one night, one of my mates had a £5 note attached to a bit of fishing line and dropped it on the floor. They shouted to my mate, "Spanner, that's your fiver on the floor".

    He went to pick it up and my mate pulled it across the floor, he went to grab it 3 times, almost fell and may mate whipped oot up and put it back in his pocket, everyone was pissing themselves. A few mins later once tha laughter died down, he came up to me and said, "Was that really my fiver?" <doh>

    Also, flicking on to teletext to check the score on Scotland friendly, Scotland 1 - 0 Australia, he announced, "I canny believe we're losing to the ****ing Austrians. ****ing Yanky Bastards."
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    no, not diased at all. i think you look pretty sharp <ok>

    nice hat by the way
     
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  17. ScotlandFanMuir

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    This is how i dress whilst playing golf <ok>
     
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  18. Bhoy From Brum

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    The most appealing thing about golf to me is the funky clothes <ok>
     
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  19. lone ranger

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    you look a bit like rus abbot muir
     
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  20. ScotlandFanMuir

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    Are you John Daly?
     
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