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The EU debate - Part III

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Jürgenmeiʃter, Sep 6, 2016.

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  1. Treble

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    How's the Mrs? ;)
     
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  2. NSIS

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    You mean like a freak show at a circus?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Tubby's gone into another spamming frenzy!
     
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    There has been a decline in education standards over the past thirty years. One theory for this is the increase of the incidence of attention deficit disorder (ADD) among the youth population. A far more feasible (we are the Sensible Party after all) theory is that children are suffering from a lack of focus rather than a medical condition.

    Rather than adding Ritalin to all school meals (with all of the budgetary implications), a better approach would be to persuade pupils to pay more attention at school by natural organic methods. Historically this is achieved by the threat of punishment; there is a major flaw in this strategy.

    Disruptive children do not want to go to school. In order to persuade these children to behave, the educational establishments threaten greater punishments, ending in exclusion. To reiterate this, the children do not wish to attend, and if they are disruptive, the system allows them to do just that. Under the Sensible Party common sense guidlines, this seems wrong. Surely this is a reward and not a punishment?

    Mother Nature has given all species a natural learning capability. In nature, when learning the difference between right and wrong, pain plays a huge part. In the wild, animals stay well clear of hornets, lions, and poisonous plants, all without biology lessons. Just imagine what we could achieve if we combined this invaluable stimulus with our education systems.

    It is proposed to remove the reward of not having to attend school. This will be replaced with the controlled application of neuro-stimulo-control (NSC), using a variety of applicators. These applicators will be made of various materials such as bamboo or wood, and can be used manually. In the case of establishments where large amounts of NSC are being dispensed, automatic electrical applicators will be made available to reduce the likelihood of RSI.

    It is the belief of the Sensible Party that, by implementing this Act, the youth of our time would focus more at school, which would result in a better qualified society of tomorrow.

    A sensible policy for a sensible Britain.
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    At least there is a veneer, Kustard is veneerless.
    Pete is a silly ****.
    Kustard is repugnant.
     
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    Tried that 'remedy' on me and many others at my grammar school.

    Never worked on me, or anybody else I knew!
     
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    Kustard has the IQ of a ******ed gerbil!

    This has to be taken into account when interacting with him.
     
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    I'm watching 12 Years A Slave.

    Pete and Kustard would consider it loony lefty propaganda.
     
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    I'd have to disagree with you there. To call Pete silly is to say Heydrich was a bit misguided <laugh> He's made disparaging attacks foreigners countless times and focused acutely to blaming them for the state of law and order in this country. He's a hatemonger and to simply call him silly is letting him off the hook.
     
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    Tbf to @petersaxton a lot of white plantation owners at the time had sexual relations with those "filthy foreign sort" whilst at the same time treating them like second class filth. Our Pete has the same ideology so he may like the film after all <ok>
     
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    You reckon Urszula gets the cat o'nine tails if his 6 dinners aren't on the table when he gets in?
     
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    <laugh>

    I reckon she gets it either way. Ofcourse, in the bedroom he probably can't get it up until he has a few lashes of it off her as well. So it's all good in the Saxton household. Poor Polish lass imagine the life she leads. There's an argument right there for Brexit tbf, save the poor sods from perverted bigots like Pete over here!
     
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    <laugh> I've been skint most of my ****ing life, made some awful financial decisions, pissed fortunes up the wall. But if I die tomorrow I'll have no regrets.
     
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    Maybe Trump wont be as bad as feared, maybe Brexit wont be as bad as everyone has predicted

    What gets me are people that wont help fellow humans, **** the colour or Nationality. It wont even affect the vast majority that are outraged by it, they wont be taking their homes will they?
    They hide behind, taking our jobs, filling our schools, using our NHS, wasting away on our benift system. When what they really mean is 'I dont like foreigners'

    How sad, honestly I find it really sad

    These poor ****ers are fleeing with their familes

    I tell you what I'd like to see, some of these gobshites who have been fortunate enough to be born in a peaceful country - fleeing their homes with no promise of warm housing, looking after their children and wife, no long term money as you've spent it all on the dodgy boat to get somewhere safer

    I suppose some will label me a left winger, but theyd be wrong, I have always been right footed but always played footie in the middle of mid. Although I do hold a pencil/pen/felt tip/paint brush with my left hand

    I digress, what made people so ugly and intolerant? (bar thickness)
     
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    It's called blind bigotry, mate!...
     
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