Official Nigels versus Jocks Match Thread

I might not even watch it. Haven't decided yet.

 

I've looked out my claymore and the Lochrie family tartan flag and will sacrifice a haggis on Twechar main street prior to the kick off and FULLY expect the spirit of Bannockburn to flow through the veins of the Scotch as we put the quivering morris dancing Nige on their arses with a style of swashbuckling football synonymous with our freckled faced, pasty skinned ugly ginger bastard players.

BY THE STONE OF SCONE

 

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I like Strachan.

 

Just decided to fly out to the big match tomorrow evening; what's the best 'bigbird' to take to Serravalle?

 

^^^^This will possibly win you POTY

 

^^^Post befitting possible late contender for POTY folks ^^^

 

The Sinister Catholic Cabal has already decided to give POTY to Pud. #Tentacles.

 

Doubtful

 

Just jealous you're no one thing or the other. Shunned by Prods and Papes alike until the Bush People of Botswana welcomed you.

 

F..k me; did not even mean the double/treble entendre!

 

England v Skirtland

 

^^^^^ ****

 

Kings Cross was full of Scottishists with the ubiquitous tinny in one hand and a carrier bag in the other, also containing tinnies no doubt. Yelling incoherently and saluting nobody in particular with their cans of lager. No different to any other day except these were wearing kilts and footie shirts.

 

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I still laugh everytime they replay that Gascoigne piss take goal that triggered the dentist chair celebration from Euro 96.
And I shall laugh if England beat you tomorrow .

Lol

 

Till.someone makes a crack about chinese hookers then sad Si will be back.

 

I think that was Fenian retaliation Si ?

 

Aye only if "Retaliation" means crying like a wean then threatening to "RobSpur me".

 

It's gonna be ****.