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Official Nigels versus Jocks Match Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Nov 1, 2016.

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  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <applause>

    One swallow does not a bummer make
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I've just translated from Chinese one of the "Elaborate label jokes" (tags) and it came up with this suggestion.

    Mrs. Siang pregnant, Ginger paste brewed by the brown sugar.

    Any thoughts?
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    Bet those are blamed on me.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    monacoger POTY 2021

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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Pompey mouth has his big boy trousers on .
    I may have to spam your board with some miscarriage photos .
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Spam Butterfly shots would be preferable.
     
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    BUMP

    Keep it alive you ****ing cock sucking ass licking spastic ***** **** ****s. <grr>



    ps I predict the score will be wan wan <somersault>
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Latest News to come from Camp Nigel is that potato-faced mutant and handsome poster boy/man for the English game, Wayne Rooney, is now fit and confirmed as captain to face the might of The Jock Onslaught.

    Jockanese News is that Strachan is still a ****ing prick.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hope the stadium collapses
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 10, 2016
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    :huh:
     
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    :huh:
     
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  14. Patience

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    Charlie Adam not in the squad.

    Leigh Griffiths looks like a thumb.
     
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  15. VenomPD

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    Has he had anything to say about that? <rofl>
     
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  16. Patience

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    Usual Hun RAGE <rofl>
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The Record called him a "Former Rangers wonderkid" :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Fuming because the best player from the UK in this season's Champions League is offering to malky some Nigels <laugh>
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye but Adam has started 3 games in a row in "the best league in the world" so that means he should be an automatic starter for Scotland.
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 10, 2016
  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Is it just me or is this the biggest "meh" Scotland England game ever? (Including friendlies)
     
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